Wartermelons are shit

[Mago]

Austrian +1 for spelling such delicious Italian cured pork products correctly

Well my girl is from down there, so I'd get my nuts kicked for not spelling that one right
Altho I almost forgot that fuckin "i" hehe

Another +1 to that! although we do it with jamon serrano here( supposedly similar to prosciutto, stronger taste in my experience)

Oh yeah, serrano is awesome too, altho I only tried imported one, cause I've never been to spain so far. Really has a stronger taste, but isn't as fine in the texture, iirc. Also extremely awesome.
First time I tried honeymelon & prosciutto was at a family visiting in Rome. Blew my mind! Still nice to make it up here, but obviously they taste better in the south.

 

[The StabbinCabin]

Watermelons suck. Something at like family and school events I never understood why people shoved that nasty shit down their throats. Wet and crunchy never really worked for me and they just taste like shitty bitter kind of sugary grossness. I have equal hatred for celery as well. Fuck celery.

 

[LeSedna]

You guys are nuts, watermelons are delicious !

Nonetheless, nothing beats a very good and mature orange !

 

[LBTM]

You guys are nuts, watermelons are delicious !

Nonetheless, nothing beats a very good and mature orange !

Yeah, bro they don't know what they're talking about.

fuck them.

edit: I've seen your avatar quite a few times but it's now I realize how good it is.

 

[Jind]

screw you melon haters

its not only about taste, watermelons are all about the texture, they just "crunch" so well when you eat them, its simply fun, even though they don't taste like much

Funny you should mention the texture of watermelon - that's the exact reason I don;t care for watermelon. I like the taste of it, but the texture just rubs me the wrong way.

Personally I'm an apple kind of guy - perhaps it's living up here in the North East where we have some great friggin apples and having an orchard less than a mile from my house that grows like 20 varieties, but nothing beats a cold crisp apple for me.

 

[Line666]

Fuck your watermelons, lets talk about something really disgusting: mushrooms. They are the slugs of the dinner table and are almost as disgusting as veggie bacon which comes a close second because it looks and tastes like shoe insoles.

 

[Jind]

mushrooms. They are the slugs of the dinner table

Raw - yes, but cooked in something I'm fine with most mushrooms.

 

[Terminus]

Grilled mushrooms on a steak are awesome

mango and starfruit, try those if you havent...but yeah fuck watermelons.

 

[ratsapprentice]

It really depends on what type of mushrooms they are... really, a lot.
A lot of mushrooms are really rubbery, bland and have an almost bitter quality.
Those are the sort you seem to get served in restaurants in England... and are absolutely disgusting.

When you have really earthy, nutty, buttery, almost al dente ones, they can't be beaten.

 

[Ben Johnson]

Relevant

 

[zirkonflex]

I like all sorts of Melons.

 

[BrettT]

Relevant

Oh man wtf did I just watch?

 

[jipchen]

I like them, and the fact that I can flick their stones up to 10 meters with my fingers and still hit someone in the face makes them even better

 

[Mashreef]

i fucking love Watermelon i could eat a whole alone

 

[Keregioz]

 

[drew_drummer]

^

 

[Mago]

Not sure 100% of this really is an otter, still relevant.
http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-other-side-of-otters.htm

What does this tell about melon-haters?