we need a new drrunkm thread

[Black Winter Day]

i'm gone.



8 shots of rum, other shit, doing rather weel for myself. time to go out on the town with some buds. TEH GD DRUNNK!!

 

[JayKeeley]

Don't shag any porn stars! They might be HIV +.

 

[NAD]

Just titty fuck 'em, you'll be fine.

Man, shots suck. I did about 14 of those a few weeks ago for the first time in years, what a waste. I'd rather have a fine single malt scotch on the rocks and be able to enjoy the flavor before I finish off the 12th one and can't see anymore.

 

[JayKeeley]

Just titty fuck 'em, you'll be fine.

Fair point, but beware open sores on the nipples then.

 

[NAD]

I was really going to leave that part alone... uke:

 

[Black Winter Day]

suprisingly i'm not hung over and i made it to class just fine!

 

[NAD]

You didn't drink enough. Or you're still drunk and in that dreamy "hey I feel fine!" stage two hours before you start contemplating ritual suicide if you don't get a few dozen gallons of water in you.

 

[Black Winter Day]

i think i'm in denial... either that or this is the first time i've had a night i don't remember without a hangover the next day!

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I just glanced at the title and thought it was another Drudkh thread. Low and behold, another drunk thread.

 

[Hell Mike]

WOHOO frunk thres whiskey and beer rocx

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Shots are for teenagers. You fucking pussies.

 

[lurch70]

4:40 am .. made is homes ... beer, jack, polish girls and no cops ... wohooo

 

[NAD]

God dammit I was drunk 2 hours ago, what happened?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Shots are for teenagers. You fucking pussies.

maybe some of us don't want beer bellies by the time we're 20
unless you propose drinking straight liquor out of the bottle...


when you look at it, what is more manly than drinking liquor? beer? hell no. wine/champagne? hahahahahaha. everclear straight from the bottle? fuck yeah, if you're a masochist.

i fail to see your point.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Well now I'm sober, and I have no idea what my point was.

I probably just felt like writing "you fucking pussies"

 

[NAD]

Dude shots are weak. If you're going to drink liquor, enjoy it. ON THE ROCKS BIATCH!!! Although I won't call anyone pussies for taking shots.

I've been known to drink whiskey straight from the bottle when out in the hills in the middle of nowhere, but vodka I pour into a glass. No ice though.

 

[NAD]

Although not quite so much with hard liquor, there is a TREMENDOUS difference between straight from the bottle vs. in a particular glass when it comes to wine and beer. Don't drink a single malt scotch from the bottle though, that's blasphemous.

For example I have about 5 different types of beer glasses for specific applications, and a great beer in the wrong type of glass can make it taste like shit. Generally speaking the stronger the flavor, the wider the glass you want, allowing it to breath. Also temperature is a big factor, most dark beers consumed ice cold taste like gasoline and hate.

Yes I'm hoity toity about my liquid love.

 

[Hell Mike]

That's about the pickiest I've ever heard. There's not much that I DON'T drink from the bottle, but then I can't afford anything tasty either, just stuff to get me drunk.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

What does hate taste like?

I was wondering the same thing. Mmm mmm good!

 

[NAD]

What does hate taste like?

A cross between unsweetened chocolate and bung.

I don't speak of stuff like Jim Beam and Michelob, obviously cheap stuff doesn't have rules, I'm talking about decent liquor which is what I generally go for.