NEW DRUNK THREAD

[KILL TULLY]

Where the fuck did the original go? Has RC really become smooth jazz fuckin' wimpy in my time gone? God damn! Maybe I'm just to drunk to find it...

ABOUT TO BE NP TRENCH HELL CURRENTLY NP CHILDREN OF TECHNOLOGY.



Please, RC, remember where you came from! Hah!

JOIN ME OR DIE!

Put down the Xima, pick up the brew, take the fuckin' yani or artfag shit off the turntable and toss on some Heavy Metal. GO!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/rc/125316-damn-im-drunk-thread.html <--- I am a genius

Okay, I'm with you: I'll open up a beer (even though I'm not done with my work) because I don't want to be an artfag (though I listen to artfag music these days (and talk in parentheticals)).

I have half a case of PBR in the fridge.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Dude, I'm where you are. I'm wasted right now.

I drank three bottles of MD 20/20! WOWWEEE! fuck that's so gross, cheap, and oh so TOLERABLE when mixed with Sprite. Ah. This thread made me feel good.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Righteous!

Eh, fuck, you win at finding threads! (I didn't try to hard).

RECOMENDTION IN ONE SENTANCE: Evil Army, because you like good music, right...RIGHT?!

EDIT: That was all to Dick Sirloin.


To Plastic: I hope it was Bling Bling Blue! The finest Mad Dog flavor in the land!

 

[KILL TULLY]

Nah bro. Banana Red because the chicks like my red tongue. 3 dollars a bottle and ex-girlfriends come out of the woodwork for jolly rancher tongue love.

Well fuck off then!



EDIT: God damnit, since you are new I know you will take that way to seriously.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

I NEVER HAD YOUR FLAVOR YOU SON-OF-A-FUN!

You guys need to start accepting me. I've been here since February....fucking jeez.

 

[KILL TULLY]

My wife just made my semi-loose deathcrush shirt into a kickass tight fitting tanktop for me, yes!

 

[KILL TULLY]

BRING BACK THE METAL ROYAL CARNAGE! Peeez?

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

 

[KILL TULLY]

Cancel that ^ and observe this:






(not that vomitory is that bad)

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

 

[KILL TULLY]

^ We are drinking itt, not...fighting ninjas? (not all Nasum sucks completely though...I'm sorta just saying that to be nice, trying to turn a new leaf here.)






^ Oh sweet, METAL!

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

What's up with the slow shit?!?!

 

[KILL TULLY]

Well now we are talking! ^

(Brothers of Metal is not a fast song though, so, ?)

 

[KILL TULLY]

 

[KILL TULLY]

Well, nobody else is fucking up apparently.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

(Brothers of Metal is not a fast song though, so, ?)

Just trying to please with less extreme songs.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Just trying to please with less extreme songs.

Less extreme? Come on now.

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

While still being good songs.

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What are you talking about?

 

[KILL TULLY]

While still being good songs.

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What are you talking about?

I'm saying the initial songs where not 'extreme'.


Let's not argue! Tunes are good now, let's keep 'em going, or just fuck tunes because people will listen to there own and enjoy our orcish medicine eh!

*hands some grog over*