Wednesday "Pee Log" #0001

[FuSoYa]

Fuck having a studio journal thread, I came up with a more interesting journal thread.

In this thread, I begin by having to pee.

I will, however, deny myself the opportunity to pee, and will instead hold it in for as long as I can, subsequently posting in this thread throughout the day with updates on how I am feeling. If possible, this thread will continue into tomorrow and possibly the day after.


And of course, you may leave comments on my progress in this thread!

 

[deadair]

no way will you be able to go "days"...

 

[FuSoYa]

3:19 PM: Just finished a cup of coffee and am beginning to feel the push.

 

[xfer]

I am told that the reason old people (read: father) have to pee so much is because they "held it too much for too long" when they were young.

At least when you're old you can keep a DEPENDS journal!

 

[FuSoYa]

insert line from billy madison here.

 

[deadair]

"PEEING YOUR PANTS IS THE COOLEST"

 

[FrostGiant]

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"

You can also give yourself kidney stones by 'holding it'.

 

[xfer]

What does an old woman taste like?

 

[FrostGiant]

Depends.....

 

[xfer]

HAW HAW HAW!

 

[FuSoYa]

6:01 PM - I had another cup of coffee, and am still going strong. Although, the pressure has undergone its transformation into a slight pain. I also feel a tiny pressure at the tip of my urethra.

I just shifted in my chair, and it was a bit painful. Must remember to stay as still as possible.

 

[FuSoYa]

8:51 PM - this is really starting to get painful. I'm sitting with my legs crossed and fidgeting a lot. I want to eat dinner, but I'm worried that whatever i consume will push my pee farther down.

 

[xfer]

This board is so metal.

 

[Si1entdemon]

Christ do i love this f'in board! And the band as well...

you said "pee"

 

[heliumfiasco79]

I couldnt handle that.... If i have to pee, i have to go right away... I'm that girl on the side of the freeway pissing in the median. More power to you.

 

[FuSoYa]

10:36 PM - I just finished cooking and eating a huge dinner. Luckily my roommate is washing the dishes, otherwise.. standing in one spot, water running all over your hands... I couldn't deal.

For now, itr seems like the pee has been sucked back inside me for a bit.. I still have to go but the pain isn't as intense. I'm going to visit my friend JJ right now in Brighton... I have to make sure I don't drink ANY alcohol.

OK sittingherewritingthisismakingmehavetogoIhavetogetupnow.

 

[heliumfiasco79]

On a side note: I want to take back the word "Pissing" from my earlier post... makes me sound like i'm a truck driver... I apologize. ha

 

[FuSoYa]

1:36 AM - We did go to a bar, but a didn't drink any beer. I can think of just one activity other than actually peeing that might make the pee-feeling subside, so I may try that. I actually have to go less now than I did a few hours ago, but I still am kind of fidgety. If I so much as bump my abdomen on a doorknob, that may be my point-of-no-return.

I haven't wet my bed, I think, ever. It will be interesting to see if my first time is at age 23.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the best thing ever.

 

[deadair]

i can't wait to see...

"...so i wet my bed last night..."