What a Fucking Relief!

[lizard]

They just released the new Base Realignment and Closure (BRAC) list and they are not going to close my base....whew, now I don't have to move again.

man this is a great reason to drink myself senseless this eve.

 

[Chromatose]

I had a dream right before I woke up for work this morning, that I made the largest poo EVER

it just kept flowin' and flowin'

now THATS relief

 

[lizard]

that's a different KIND of relief.

I mean, DoD paid for me to move here from Illinois when they closed my base THERE, but I didn't want to do it again.

 

[Chromatose]

well then all you need now is a poopstravaganza of unheralded proportions and you'll be on top of the world.

 

[lizard]

now that I'm mentally relieved, its time to call the wife and say, put the beer in the fridge and get your buns in bed, baby, cause its wanton hedonism time!

 

[Chromatose]

I wish I could experience eating an animal that has yet to be discovered by science.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7370

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

glad its not gonna affect ya liz!
chromie's dad works at fort detrick. but with the new building plans they have in the works i doubt they'd close the base.

 

[NAD]

I actually knew about this already, which is why I got drunk, stoned, and taco'd in your honor last night.

 

[Henrik Main]

I'm going to take a drink or two in your honour tonight (it's actually a "russ"-party, but I'll think a lot about you while there )

 

[MFJ]

Dude... as long as you get to put your meat stick in someone's butt, the world ain't so bad at the end of the day.

 

[lizard]

the bodily fluids are going to be raging torrents.

 

[cthulufhtagn]