What are you doing at this moment?

I'm playing with some condoms and a lighter :)

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Listening to a crazy Haitian argue the definition of the word "accident."

Edit- Best quote ever:



"So who's my lawyer gonna take to court?"
"Anyone you want."
"He'll take you to court!"
"Me? Because you're a lousy driver? Get out."