What are you doing at this moment?

[StoneWoman]

Today at school we've been talking about what we should get the teachers as a "farewell" gift since we graduate highschool this year.
We've gathered suggestions ranging from home decoration stuff and musical boxes to dildos and "Kama sutra for dummies" to jewelry and cigars.
We need to decide by Saturday; we'll never gonna reach an agreement. =(

 

[Ensi]

^I vote for dildos

 

[CliffBurton]

^reminds me!
My roommates friend went to some weird party like in the movie Old School, where its all girls and they talk about men and hand out sex toys and shit.
Well she won a bunch of dildos, but they were getting mailed to her, and she didn't want her parents seeing them. So I've been told we have a shipment of dildos coming to our house. I lol'd when I heard this, because its not just one, its a shipment.

On Topic: WnB

 

[vikk]

Today at school we've been talking about what we should get the teachers as a "farewell" gift since we graduate highschool this year.
We've gathered suggestions ranging from home decoration stuff and musical boxes to dildos and "Kama sutra for dummies" to jewelry and cigars.
We need to decide by Saturday; we'll never gonna reach an agreement. =(

decorated chocolate dildos who plays music while smoking cigars, with built in Kama Sutra

 

[alyssa_rae]

At the moment, I have a horrible headache and another 8 hours left of work. :/

 

[EddyRX10]

Just got back to work from lunch (Cheese, Bacon and mexican bean toastie) and I'm currently refreshing the webend of one of our test databases. WHAT FUN

 

[Macharius]

My life feels like a shipment of double ended dildo's

 

[Lussi]

Prolly won't be as bad as LOST this sunday

Tell me about it

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

I just got everything cleared out for the upcoming trip to Vienna on 03.06-06.06...

 

[Undefined]

My life feels like a shipment of double ended dildo's

Like the ones from Vice City you find in the lockerroom at the police station that you can beat people with? That sucks dude.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

That's San Andreas.

 

[Ensi]

I am currently just sitting here enjoying my delicious snus after a workout.

 

[StoneWoman]

decorated chocolate dildos who plays music while smoking cigars, with built in Kama Sutra

!! Insane. And then it ends up right at the Freaky Stuff Museum.

I just got everything cleared out for the upcoming trip to Vienna on 03.06-06.06...

I was just caught by the most amazing heavy rainfall ever. IT SMELLS FRESH OUTSIDE NOW. <3

 

[TheKid]

I just got everything cleared out for the upcoming trip to Vienna on 03.06-06.06...

Are you going for the reason I think you are?

 

[vikk]

start the third reich?

 

[NewWorld]

I just realised I haven't been to any UM forums other than this and Amon Amarth in a really long time. Although I may have more of a life apparently my priorities are fucked up. XD

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Are you going for the reason I think you are?

Yes. And for celebrating my birthday with HomerJ_123 aka Thomas.

start the third reich?

Nah, buying some gas bottles, locking some bitches into basements etc. The usual stuff...

 

[EddyRX10]

Holy fucking dog dicks Batman, why do the last couple of hours of work on a Friday evening seem to last for what seems to be decades?

asodilashofugiebgtujkljdbgs;bjdfcocksdskbfsldrgiurwhgoiweorjwe09348kwbfs

 

[alyssa_rae]

Holy fucking dog dicks Batman, why do the last couple of hours of work on a Friday evening seem to last for what seems to be decades?

asodilashofugiebgtujkljdbgs;bjdfcocksdskbfsldrgiurwhgoiweorjwe09348kwbfs

Lucky you! My day at work just started!

 

[snowy]

Lucky me I got nothing to do and just arrived in my hometown. What a dead-alive place.