What are you fine gents and whores (Susperia) doing to usher in the New Year?
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swizzlenuts
i'm sciencing as fast as i can
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
swizzlenuts
i'm sciencing as fast as i can
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
HAHA!
I'm going to a bash at some friends' house. Lots of booze, lots of food, and lots of wimmenz.
I'm going to a bash at some friends' house. Lots of booze, lots of food, and lots of wimmenz.
Make some of those bints scream my name. I'd ask Brandon to do it, but he cares about their "feelings".
swizzlenuts
i'm sciencing as fast as i can
Demilich
Remember
Having 10-15 people over to my place to get sloshed and hang out which we rarely ever do...
We do this shit every year
We do this shit every year
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
I know, right? I told him last night though that tonight is his chance for a 3some. He seemed all about it so maybe there is hope.
One of them is asian too so he;s gonna have to improv a little cuz afterall, their vagines are sideways.
My advice:
Brandon needs to disregard his peripheral vision while executing the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink swizzlethrust. Yea, you would think that tackling the horizontal hair halibut out of the corner of your eye would be the best way to find the hole with out hurting the gal's feelings. Flat out asking her would be a deal killer. What you need to do is focus, put on your Moose goggles, and concentrate your vision towards the tip of your nose. Your nostrils and retinas will coalesce in to a cunt guided radar device that will lead your phallus with precision to the promise land of pyonggang.
swizzlenuts
i'm sciencing as fast as i can
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Demilich
Remember
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
I bought some (imo) great vodka and left it at a party two days ago
i have not bought anything to replace it
:Smug:
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
Cigars and beer for me, the woman has to work early, so we'll keep it quiet. And I prefer to be inside to dodge the hail of gravity pulled bullets from all the vatos shooting off their pistolas for for Feliz Neuvo Ano! as per always.
spaffe
Geisterglut
Not seeing anyone, which kind of sucks, might drink some whiskey and watch a movie; probably this one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046487/
You missed out on Erika's prime cut condescension.
Victor: Yea, I really shouldn't drink, alcoholism runs in my family.
Erika: What are you an Idiot!?!?
(Erika in the drive-thru of In-N-Out)
"Screw Mike, he didn't give the money up front so I'm not bothering to order for him. Nothing pisses me off more than people who ask you to bring them food and don't give you the money up front."
(Erika to Yric's friends)
"Well you need to speak up when you say the answer. This is so unfair, we only have 4 people on our team and you have 9, and you have all the Asians."
Erika to Yric:
Erika:"So how long ago since your last gf?"
Yric:"I dunno, never really had one, I have had plenty of bar rats though."
Same question posed again 10 minutes later.
Erika:"So how long ago since your last gf?"
Yric: " I dunno I was talking to someone regularly 2 years ago"
Erika: WOW, must be a lonely life.
I seriously loathe this broad.
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