My housemate Jack and I went to a house party being held by a friend of ours, accompanied by his clingy, in-denial-about-their-breakup ex-girlfriend, who is both crazy and hilariously dim in almost equal measure. After a couple of hours spent getting drunk and making fun of her in ways too subtle for her to notice (although, to be honest, we could probably dance around in front of her with a large neon sign saying 'DIE YOU IRRITATING CUNT' and she wouldn't get it), we buggered off to The Planet, a rock club in Wolves, and drank copiously and danced clumsily before staggering home. I'm still hungover, and I've been staying upstairs all day because she's still fucking here.