What do I get Caroline for her B-day

[Lady Lucid]

I would go with something simple and sentimental, but I'm fresh out of ideas right now.

 

[blindguard]

Buy a teddybear. Stuff all the chocolate you can into it, she will definiatly orgasm of that. Especially if you tell her it's the most expensive thing ever. Then grab a sandwich and do nothing.:Smug:

 

[snowy]

fuck man, get some tickets for a show of a band she likes. that's what i got from my girlfriend for my last birthday. srsly ,chocolate or teddy bears..

 

[The Butt]

a kitchen!

 

[vitorias123]

You know your gf the best,so buy her something original and nice, smth what will show her how much u really know her and how much u love her
Chocolates and flowers are so nerdy

 

[vikk]

buy her a goat

 

[Bodomonkey]

Let her choose between a boat and a mystery box. :]

 

[EddyRX10]

A single cherry soaked in parfum floating in brandy in a mans hat

 

[TheKid]

A single cherry soaked in parfum floating in brandy in a mans hat

God, I forget where that's from

 

[the phenom]

Let her choose between a boat and a mystery box. :]

 

[Altitudes]

Wait...


























so that picture of him and that girl wasn't photoshopped? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I thought it was all a drawn out joke. You know... Ensi's face photoshopped on the girl's ! I need to get my eyes checked.

 

[ZaraHeroin]

I think it's funny that Orgasms are winning..

 

[Swabs]

I think it's funny that Orgasms are winning..

I don't.

 

[Turbo]

The only thing thats funny in this thread are all the items to be bought, which will enslave the poor bitch to the kitchen. Everything else is cunt.

 

[Swabs]

I've puked in the middle of Moscow, watched the sick freeze solid and then seen a pidgeon eat the frozen chunder. Greece can suck my dick.

 

[Turbo]

I've puked in the middle of Moscow, watched the sick freeze solid and then seen a pidgeon eat the frozen chunder. Greece can suck my dick.

Greece is crud.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Invite her for a romantic dinner or something...

 

[R34p3r]

Almost there. Get her to MAKE you a sandwich, then take her money and buy something else for yourself. If she says anything, be sure to remark that her gift was the fact you didn't beat her once this week.

0,1/10

 

[Swabs]

Dude that's not even a fucking decimal place.

 

[R34p3r]

lol@u and your british/english/american whatever counting system/or whatever you call this!
where I live it is supposed to be a , not a .