What do I get Caroline for her B-day

[Crabstick]

If your girlfriend posts here, what's the meaning of making an opened thread ( ? ) so that everyone ( even her ) can see the replies, I mean if you're going to give her something special the trick is don't let her know what it's.

Not even ONE of these people in here are taking this seriously, so ...
If he gives me a goat or a sandwich, I'm gonna laugh my ass off

 

[the phenom]

Well, he can't give you orgasms so....








AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 

[Crabstick]

Well, he can't give you orgasms so....

Oh are you SO sure about that?

 

[SteveMCsteve]

^Yes.
Cause your always making that angry face like Ensi.

 

[Crabstick]

omg!
No angry faces in bed, I can assure you

 

[P4T0U]

omg!
No angry faces in bed, I can assure you

video or I'll assume it happens

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

omg!
No angry faces in bed, I can assure you

Don't deny your norwegian kvltness!

 

[Crabstick]

Don't deny your norwegian kvltness!

Nice one!
Yesyes ofc. I sure do growl like Gaahl in bed
and THAT you don't wanna see

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Bitches don't know 'bout my fetish!

 

[Ensi]

Bitches don't know 'bout my fetish!

Anal.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

I meant the corpse paint and gr1m face one .

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

erm... that's like saying "i don't want to have sex with you"

+ chocolate and/or sandwich means she's fat
+ orgasms mean she's not getting any on other occasions, poor girl
+ teddy bears are gay and for children

flowerzzz make me , they're not expensive i was told

Ohhh I like the way you word your thoughts, I loooved the way you typed that... made me giggle!



And Caroline, you're funny! You remind me of a cousin of mine too, some features, the haircolour, skin colour... well, she doesn't have hair that colour anymore because now she's blonde, but stillll, you remind me of her.
But... did Ensi finally give you a present??!! XD

 

[Crabstick]

Yeey. Finally someone who doesn't see me as a coconut You, veri nice gal

No, he hasn't given me a present yet. He is visiting me 10th of june though, so if he is to give me something, it'll be then I guess

 

[vikk]

Just spreading the good word

the bottle looks bigger than you

 

[The Butt]

the bottle looks bigger than you

'Twas a very large bottle. I still have half the fucker left.

 

[eveningninja]

the bottle looks bigger than you

Congratulations vikk, you are experiencing depth perception

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Yeey. Finally someone who doesn't see me as a coconut You, veri nice gal

No, he hasn't given me a present yet. He is visiting me 10th of june though, so if he is to give me something, it'll be then I guess

Haha, no... you're welcome!

Ah ok, I understand, hope you're gonna have a nice time together.

 

[eveningninja]

Yeey. Finally someone who doesn't see me as a coconut

I don't see you as a coconut! I just really dislike Fred But it's k, cuz we're the hate crew we stand and we won't fall. Do you actually like Bodom by the way?

 

[vikk]

Congratulations vikk, you are experiencing depth perception

'Twas a very large bottle. I still have half the fucker left.

 

[Crabstick]

Haha, no... you're welcome!

Ah ok, I understand, hope you're gonna have a nice time together.

Yey thanks. We will so absolutley have a nice time together

I don't see you as a coconut! I just really dislike Fred But it's k, cuz we're the hate crew we stand and we won't fall. Do you actually like Bodom by the way?

Yeah right, ofc you don't (?) -.- And was: "cuz we're the hate crew we stand and we won't fall." a fuckin joke? Since you people can't take us n00bs who write COB-quotes you threw that one in my face?

If not... I'm a die hard COB fan. You have no idea. I've made this wall of pictures of them. It's next to my bed

So yeah, I like Bodom yes very much btw.