Alright. Went out the loop. Threw a dummy jack into the return like some of you suggested and that got the volume way down.
Finally threw a pillow in front of the cab to drain the sound out even more.
Went direct and threw some impulses on top.
After some tweaking, it actually ended up sounding pretty good. Really wasn't all that different from how the amp sounded normally - just much more quiet.
At this point I think I'm going to be doing some experimenting with different impulses to find something that sounds best.
But all in all, I think I might just be satisfied with this. Unlike the 5150 amp sims, it doesn't have that whiny digital sound nor the muddy bottom end.
Definitely a noticeable improvement.
Plus the amp is still entirely usable for playing live or mic'ing up should I feel like blasting the entire house away.
So I think I've come to a solution.
Thanks a lot everyone for your help. Really appreciate it.