What do your farts smell like?

[Etaoin]

somebody must have felt very relaxed...

 

[Mick Moss]

Whiles in glastonbury, i waited 2 days before using one of those porty bogs for a shit, i was bracing myself for the big day and when i got in there, there was a turd as big as a large cucumber, with a pile of sweetcorn threaded through it not in the toilet but in the sink i stood there and puked me fuckin gutts right up uke: when all i wanted was a dump.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

I went to the Download festival a couple of weekends ago and just didnt eat so I didnt need a shit. I hate taking a shit in porta loo's, I hate taking a piss in them aswel but a shits particularly unpleasant..
I did wake up cos sum bird was taking a piss next to our tent n fell over n screamed cos she pissed on herself. That was pretty hilarious.

 

[StevenK]

hahahahaha the dumb bitch!

 

[french_anatheman]

Mine are pretty peppered but never smell so bad

 

[StevenK]

hey bambi wake up ive to get a guitar case off you during the week

 

[Bambi]

eh?? where?? when?? what??

 

[StevenK]

the fender case

 

[Bambi]

BTW anyone wanna buy a fender guitar case signed by DUNCAN PATTERSON (ex anathema/antimatter)and used on silent enigma/eternity/alternatvie four/dark side of the moon etc etc??

 

[Bambi]

fuck off steven, youre not getting ye thieving little kunt, you're trying to pull a fast one i bet

 

[StevenK]

yeah ill buy the guitar


hey wait did i not allready buy that??

yeah im pretty sure i bought that guitar yesterday, maybe the day before

 

[StevenK]

just need a fucking case for it

 

[Bambi]

tough shit, Im under orders not to hand it out to dodgy muckahs
do i look like the SVDP?? cheeky fekker

 

[StevenK]

svdp?
ahh just give dunc a ring, he was having trouble getting in contact with you

 

[Bambi]

saint vincent de paul, jayzuz youse culchies know nothing at all *shakes head*

trouble? in so far as he cant be arsed?? I'll need a signed letter passing over ownership to you. And dont try forge the signature either :Smug:

Anyway im off surfing this w/e and i dont know what you look like so feck off outta dat ya chancer!! do ye think i just came up the liffey in a fecking bubble yesterday?

 

[StevenK]

i think hes out on the piss at the moment, not sure..
anyhow

mneh, im in a mneh mood

 

[Bambi]

a likely story. your only hope is thursday night, grafton street, with a permission slip and a copy of 1987 signed by david coverdale and mel galley for my troubles

 

[StevenK]

fuck that