What if a bunch of Dutchmen made Zelda?

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A while back, I told off some "untouchables" from Aol. These Pakistani slimeballs call my fucking phone with their hands out. I told them that I had quit the service long before the trial was up. This was way back when, when I was all backwoods like Jonathon. Anyhow, to make a long story short, I went on a verbal tirade that had this one hindu guy begging to his Elephant God for mercy from my relentless barrage of telephonetic fisticuffs. In the end I coughed up 24 american dollars, enough money to feed a family of 9 jihadian rug weavers. Fuck you can't win sometimes.