What is the first thing that comes to mind?

[Vimana]

How would you describe your gf?

 

[Taliesin]

Gotich churches.. or else, death or at least a daemon or something

 

[Reaping Clarity]

Saggy tits.

 

[Never78]

"Holy shit"

 

[Chromatose]

Santa.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

my ex-girlfriend

 

[Black Core]

my mom

 

[vikk]

Mario's mum

 

[BasilisK]

I would have said the cover of the new Behemoth CD until the thread creator pulled the strings on his prank.

Ya'll been fucked, son.

 

[chris-o-fer]

my ex-girlfriend

Sorry to hear bro, you always had a cool avi and balls to proclaim your love.

 

[stardrowned]

Stupid, but she's fun.

 

[666laiho_4evacobhc]

Boobies from hell(in a good way)

 

[Vimana]

I would have said the cover of the new Behemoth CD until the thread creator pulled the strings on his prank.

Ya'll been fucked, son.

Yeah they have, I love doing this stuff, its fun. Once I saw saggy tits I laughed forever. (and am laughing now)

 

[paranoidmexican009]

Sorry to hear bro, you always had a cool avi and balls to proclaim your love.

no, i mean my last ex-girlfriend. im still with my current girl (10 months next saturday)

but seriously my ex is a crazy stupid bitch whore. id rather make love to the gargoyle.

but that thing would make a cool album cover

 

[Vimana]

no, i mean my last ex-girlfriend. im still with my current girl (10 months next saturday)

but seriously my ex is a crazy stupid bitch whore. id rather make love to the gargoyle.

but that thing would make a cool album cover

That would be funny, you making love to the gargoyle, drink plenty of red bull first!

 

[chris-o-fer]

no, i mean my last ex-girlfriend. im still with my current girl (10 months next saturday)

awesome! cool man, congrats.

 

[stormy]

Oh well im gonna describe My Bf/

Crazy- hawt - fun :Spin:

 

[Black Core]

Oh well im gonna describe My Bf/

Crazy- hawt - fun :Spin:

your bf looks like that

 

[Vimana]

I don't have a gf because a lot of the girls at my school are stupid and don't like any music I like. The kind of gf I want is

1) Plays guitar or bass or any cool instrument
2) Likes music I like
3) Is actually dedicated to the instrument and music
4) Is good looking
5) Doesn't bitch about her appearance and weight too much

My ex complained so much I was ready to say "SHUT THE FUCK UP, WOULD I BE GOING OUT WITH YOU IF YOU WERE FAT!"

I know, good luck finding a chick that fits my standards.

 

[paranoidmexican009]

That would be funny, you making love to the gargoyle, drink plenty of red bull first!

it'll give me wings!!