What is the first thing that comes to mind?

[Black Core]

Will do, 2 too if you want

 

[paranoidmexican009]

i get paid the day that im going to see dream theater (friday)

ahehehehehe

 

[Black Core]

what the...

how'd you manage that?

 

[entanglement]

He's Portnoi posting under a fake identity.

 

[Black Core]

so is everyone else here....


aren't we?

 

[chris-o-fer]

Uh, I'm really Chris.

 

[Burti]

I don't have a gf because a lot of the girls at my school are stupid and don't like any music I like. The kind of gf I want is

1) Plays guitar or bass or any cool instrument
2) Likes music I like
3) Is actually dedicated to the instrument and music

Have fun paying for your women.

 

[Vimana]

Haha funny, I guess since posting that my views have changed, I would go out with a girl who likes mainstream music and doesn't play guitar, as long as they don't bitch 24/7 about the same damn stuff. Like my ex did, half of what she said to me was "I'm fat" "I'm ugly" and half of what I said to her was "No you're not." She bitched so much I said one time "Would I be going out with you if you were fat?!". And of course she didn't like that.

I guess the kind of gf I would want now is

1) Hot
2) Has somewhat of a decent personality
3) Doesn't bitch too much and isn't too dramatic

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ Let me know how the whole "Hot and doesn't Bitch" thing works out for you.

 

[Black Core]

there are no hot woman with a decent personality.









except for mima but she's mine!

 

[Vimana]

there are no hot woman with a decent personality.

I know, especially not where I live.

All the girls where I live are rich preps. This is how they talk to eachother.

rich prep: OMG Wanna come to my house and count our money?!

rich prep 2: OMG Yes!

My friend said I should go out with one of them and ask them for money to get a Slash Signature Custom Les Paul.

 

[Voice of God]

How would I describe her... five digits including a really very handy opposable thumb, mighty grip, very smooth speed adjustment and a nice flexible joint at the connection point for those surprising twist-endings.

All kinds of threads these days... well, I got nothing better to do. This is more worthwile than my job anyway.

 

[lakayt]

I know, especially not where I live.

All the girls where I live are rich preps. This is how they talk to eachother.

rich prep: OMG Wanna come to my house and count our money?!

rich prep 2: OMG Yes!

My friend said I should go out with one of them and ask them for money to get a Slash Signature Custom Les Paul.

hehe your friend's idea is looking good. that kinda people are all around even in turkey

 

[Ecaobia]

I would describe my girlfriend with this poem I wrote for her:

For Calliope...

To she whose hair does enfold
and cradles the stars in silky dark.
A vision of purple mists and dreams
with smile hidden in moonlit beams.

To she that with a gentle sigh
may dance among benighted clouds
and whisper hushes to sleeping trees,
a feminine laughter within the breeze.

For eluding is her shape and enticing,
a treasure here then faded away.
How gracefully, always, she does show
within the falling white patterns of snow.

And I count the seasons in her eyes,
autumn trapped in auburn pools.
Summer, spring, and winter there,
time ever bound in her stare.

To a true love that I cannot deny.
To beauty incarnate, yet a woman still.
To her I write, my lady of night,
a mistress of silver, celestial light.

 

[combustion07]

My ex

 

[necromancy]

there are no hot woman with a decent personality.

 

[Jesse Pohjalainen]

Not a word but...

Oh, and I know everybody else is talking about something else right now.

Just trying to bring this thread back to order. I kid, I kid.

 

[Sixx]

psshh chicks are for fags

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ Well I'd rather be a fag with a chick then a fag with a dude, ya know what I'm sayin?

 

[Vimana]

This thread has just made a strange turn