i read in the paper today about a guy who got drunk and decided to go out with a loaded pistol in the waistband of his trousers, it went off and made such a mess he had to have his testicles removed.
i also remember seeing on chris tarrant, this young guy from brazil who was attacked by a wild pig and it bit his penis and testicles off and totally disfigured his face.they then went on to show the mangled remains of his crotch.
i think thats probably my worst nightmare.