What is wrong with me in this picture?

What is wrong with me in this picture?

  • Do you have something in your right eye?

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Really should not have gotten high before getting work ID picture taken.

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Supercilious expression.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pierced conch not showing; obviously purposely concealed; pussy.

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • Either missed a spot shaving, or has weird shadow on face.

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Nothing, that's a fabulous picture that perfectly showcases your lovely blue eyes. Get ready for LNC

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • Total voters
    8
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Midwesterners have feelings too!





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I think I left the water running.
 
My campaign slogan is going to be "You might not like me and I might not like you, but I'm going to be consistent, unlike every other President ever." Then I'll deflect questions about why I have relatives who are registered members of the Elder Party (true) and walk offstage.