what is your favorite...

[flying_whale]

brand and model of condoms?
and why?

I need some advice pls in this matter, thanks!

Oh and fuck QFC, i tried to buy condoms from their yesterday and they apparently don't carry them. So I had to buy some from the small street corner shop run by an old asian couple. So basically I bought condoms from an old asian lady. very awkward moment.

 

[Captain Beard]

Realizing everyone here will have a different preference and possibility of different sizes as well, you're not going to get a consistent answer unless they keep it vague like "ribbed" or "lubricated" other than a brand.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I use Magnums.

 

[Captain Beard]

Told you.

 

[EricT]

You bought condoms from an old Asian lady? Well, at least they should fit you well...

 

[tered]

brand and model of condoms?
and why?

I need some advice pls in this matter, thanks!

Oh and fuck QFC, i tried to buy condoms from their yesterday and they apparently don't carry them. So I had to buy some from the small street corner shop run by an old asian couple. So basically I bought condoms from an old asian lady. very awkward moment.

Just get some RID along with your purchase...it'll distract them off the condos.

Last month I got some from an old East Indian lady at Bartells. Got lucky, they don't know what they are.

 

[EricT]

Am I the only person who makes jokes while buying condoms if the clerk gives you an odd look?

"Yeah, I just don't want the chance of any sheep-human hybrids running around in this world. Safe sex!"

 

[Calamitas1786]

Told you.

HOW'D YOU KNOW I USE MAGNUMSSS!!???!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

I didn't. But 11% of males qualify for them, we have a good-sized population of males here, so the odds are at least one uses those.

You being the first post after I said it was just humorously coincidental.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

*Grabs nudie almond* Hey boys, I'm here for hilarity.

Chris & Cap'n - 2
Eric - 1

 

[Captain Beard]

What condoms do you prefer Emily?

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

mh, weird 5 years ago most of the users here were virgins ...

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What condoms do you prefer Emily?

I was gonna post a picture of surgical gloves because I like to make them into balloons when I'm at the doctor's office. Then reality kicked in that ya'll would give it a different meaning. So I stopped.

So I'll post this instead. Jesse and I found this on campus last year.

 

[Captain Beard]

A size queen are you? I know a few whales I can call. But no plaster condoms that I know of.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I can't hold my breath that long.

 

[Captain Beard]

They invented rebreathers for a reason. I know a nice humpback whale with 11 feet of action, he said he can wrap it in a dolphin if you like.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[Calamitas1786]

They invented rebreathers for a reason. I know a nice humpback whale with 11 feet of action, he said he can wrap it in a dolphin if you like.

Would that be considered a threesome?

 

[derek]

Check she's void of aids and then make her have A) Coil fitted B) Take the pill or C) Get an injection. Condom use should be avoided if possible.

I realise that the overwhelming amount of literature here and in the U.S would have you believe condoms are the Saviour of Man, but I'll tell you right now they absolutely suck.

If you need any specialised "Catholic" prevention techniques, I can give good advice on that also.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ignore the scot, he's bitter because his condom broke.