what is your favorite...

[derek]

I've only used them several times. I'm a testament to the fact that a responsible sex-life can be had without those useless little buggers.

Plus, tried and tested Catholic beating techniques ensure my powerful seed is rendered inert, even if it has fought valiantly up the uterus.

 

[Captain Beard]

And I counter with using any form of artificial birth control is better than none at all.
Then fact you mention catholic techniques makes anything you'd advise with suspect.

I also laugh when people who go by their hormonal cycles wind up getting pregnant.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

those ^

oh, i forgot the why. they're comfy and kill spermies! we've tried a lot, believe me, but always go back to our old trusty trojan-enz.

 

[derek]

Hormonal cycles can be ignored in favour of heavy beatings. Hundreds of years experience means one can assuredly beat ones loved one and fear no bruises.

 

[Captain Beard]

Beatings? Are we talking Falcon Punch on a pregnant woman?

 

[derek]

Well, I suppose it all depends on your definition of pregnant. Making sure the entire set-up gets a good shaking before it starts off is more how I imagine it.

 

[Lord Foul]

I'm not a fan of condoms but I have found them a necessary evil at times, i.e. multiple partners.

 

[neal]

oh i just follow the brothas' lead. condoms are fo chumps, if dat bitch get pregnant is her fault. leave her ass. you says "bitch! dat baby aint mine! gets to steppin!"

 

[Captain Beard]

Humorous, but the courts can force DNA tests now when the mother applies for help and names the father. I'm surprised anyone even tries that angle anymore.

 

[neal]

yeh, dat DNA be throwin salt in my game

 

[derek]

I'm all for fathers paying for their various indiscretions. The welfare state as it is experiences much duress, it hardly needs lazy idiots avoiding having to pay.

Especially you, neal.

 

[Burti]

Beatings? Are we talking Falcon Punch on a pregnant woman?

Falcon KYICCK!

 

[JenniferGentle]

Well I thought Trojans were all good. And I am sure they are, many people use them. As you all know I am currently pregnant, because a certain Trojan magnum decided it didn't need to maintain it's unity any longer. And I've thought extensively about "why" it broke.

I'm not sure.

So I say stay away from those particular ones, because you have seen my belly in the mirror thread haha!

I was also on the pill which failed because of a medication interaction, lovely right?

Oh condoms, trusty condoms.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hint: When on antibiotics, doctors may recommend you stop having sex if you're using the pill.

My sister got pregnant the same way.

 

[EricT]

Hint: When on antibiotics, doctors may recommend you stop having sex if you're using the pill.

But that still leaves the chance of being impregnated by a divine being...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Maybe in five years I'll resurrect this thread.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Why did he ask that in the first place? Not like his hand would care...

 

[flying_whale]

here is the thing, i don't want to go into very private details, but i know she is on low dose and not taking antibiotics.

Derek, i see your point, my dad told me the same thing in a way, but we have decided togheter for a while in the beginning it would be good to get confortable and then taking them off. We are pretty confident we don't have aids and trust each other very much.

The ones i bought last night were trojans lubricated. I didn't get a chance to use them yet, parents were at home. Maybe next week when we are on break and parents aren't.

 

[derek]

I was being impetuous and facetious. Of course condoms are a good idea when you're still young. Lubricated ones with spermicide would be best, and brand matters little outside pure preference - they all have to be tested to the same standards.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Hint: When on antibiotics, doctors may recommend you stop having sex if you're using the pill.

My sister got pregnant the same way.

It's irritating, because it was such a low dose of antibiotics, and, it was outside of the "7 days after taking medication use back up birth control" period! And we were also using a condom, so it's like a double kick in the ass.

I'm just thankful it's all working out rather nicely. And that both he and I are happy, and healthy as well as our baby