what is your favorite...

[Captain Beard]

Vasectomy >

 

[flying_whale]

Vasectomy >

my genes are way too awesome not to use them to spawn an army of manly men!

 

[Captain Beard]

You do that. My spawn would try to usurp me, so I solve the problem of overthrow by not creating them.

 

[flying_whale]

You do that. My spawn would try to usurp me, so I solve the problem of overthrow by not creating them.

i'd keep them busy by telling them to make me some waffles FO' FREE!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

No, if anything, they'd cut off your head and use your blood to paint their war machines.

 

[Malergion]

Falcon punch?

 

[Captain Beard]

Captain Falcon: The character is a representative for F-Zero in all three Super Smash Bros. video games. He is a fast close combat fighter whose combat techniques mix Kung Fu and street brawling. He was the fastest runner in the first two games, but lost the title in the third to Sonic the Hedgehog. His signature move is the Falcon Punch, a slow but powerful punch in which a flaming falcon surrounds his fist.

And for illustration... have a LoZ parody of it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Burti]

I was looking for that, but my picture album is fucking colossal.

 

[Captain Beard]

The key is to name them based on the subject in them. I named this "Falcon Punch."

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

My partners use trojan too..they are the best.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ahh but what style? Trojan is a generic like Ford.

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

Purple box, Ultra pleasure (Spermicidal Lubricant)

 

[Captain Beard]

Ahh, the stuff I'm allergic to. *shrugs* oh well.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I really hate condoms. Not fun for both sides.

 

[Lord Foul]

I didn't know you liked it in both sides












I really tried to resist, I swear.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

oh... haha

I see what you did there

 

[neal]

thats hott

 

[Dead_Lioness]

condoms = blah

 

[Captain Beard]

Well ok, do you use the pill thingies then?