What kind of man are you?
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ThraxDude
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Metal Maiden needs to visit Colorado sometime........
Oh, um..... I never thought about this before, I guess.
But I voted for Ass. I'm an ass man, like Kramer.
For the last few months, I've found myself checking out the ladies asses, and thinking about rubbing my schlong on them.
I don't care much for legs. As long as she has legs, that's fine.
And you know how I feel breasts....I mean, you know how I feel about breasts.
Oh, um..... I never thought about this before, I guess.
But I voted for Ass. I'm an ass man, like Kramer.
For the last few months, I've found myself checking out the ladies asses, and thinking about rubbing my schlong on them.
I don't care much for legs. As long as she has legs, that's fine.
And you know how I feel breasts....I mean, you know how I feel about breasts.
anthrax_moshing_maniac
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GregadetH
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Phxthrax
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GASOLINEDREAM
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I am an "other" man I guess. I like a nice personality and a nice... something else.
As for ass augmentation Brat, I think it's a little demented. It's one thing to do a breast implant, but lay off the buttocks. I think that's a bit much myself--or a it's enough--what you got--well, I think you know what I mean.
Gas
As for ass augmentation Brat, I think it's a little demented. It's one thing to do a breast implant, but lay off the buttocks. I think that's a bit much myself--or a it's enough--what you got--well, I think you know what I mean.
Gas
Darth Coitus
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I gotta go with the ass myself. The girl I'm currently in lust with is always talking about how guys are checking out her ass. I'm like, take a picture of it and send it to me, I'll let you know what I think. Sadly, she isn't in lust with me, so no ass pics. 
But I do have a great ass story. I was at a comic convention when I got to talking with a lady there wearing a skin-tight cotten sleeveless catsuit. She was just working one of the publishers tables when some guy comes up and asks to take her picture. She said sure, so I basically got in line behind this guy and took a pic too. Then I felt bold. I asked if I could take one of her from behind. I expected to get slapped, or something, not a "You want an ass shot? Okay, but just one." So this lady (who was apparently a part-time model) poses for two ass shots, one for each of us. Then I'm talking to her further, this time about the comics company she was with, when some guy with a video camera just walks up behind her and video tapes her ass. Now, it's one thing when she said "Yes, you can take a picture of my ass," it's an entirely different thing to just take a pic, or video, without her knowing. So I tell her, "Some guy's videotaping your ass." She just shrugged and said, and I quote, "It's okay, if I didn't want guys to look, I wouldn't have worn this outfit."
I almost creamed my shorts. Sadly, that is the only time I've seen her at a con. But if you can find a copy of Larry Elmore's drawing "The Whip," that's her in it. And that's the pose she did for me. 
But I do have a great ass story. I was at a comic convention when I got to talking with a lady there wearing a skin-tight cotten sleeveless catsuit. She was just working one of the publishers tables when some guy comes up and asks to take her picture. She said sure, so I basically got in line behind this guy and took a pic too. Then I felt bold. I asked if I could take one of her from behind. I expected to get slapped, or something, not a "You want an ass shot? Okay, but just one." So this lady (who was apparently a part-time model) poses for two ass shots, one for each of us. Then I'm talking to her further, this time about the comics company she was with, when some guy with a video camera just walks up behind her and video tapes her ass. Now, it's one thing when she said "Yes, you can take a picture of my ass," it's an entirely different thing to just take a pic, or video, without her knowing. So I tell her, "Some guy's videotaping your ass." She just shrugged and said, and I quote, "It's okay, if I didn't want guys to look, I wouldn't have worn this outfit."
I almost creamed my shorts. Sadly, that is the only time I've seen her at a con. But if you can find a copy of Larry Elmore's drawing "The Whip," that's her in it. And that's the pose she did for me. 
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GASOLINEDREAM said:
I agree. I watched a show about it the other day, and I don't get it. But since we just had a breast implants poll, I thought I'd throw it out there.
I'm for all of the above... not to mention a killer personality, smile, and eyes. Luckily my girlfriend has it all.
GregadetH
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Arg_Hamster
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I like bellys so the short top or t-shirt fashion suits me just fine. It brings out the curves. Hmmmmm, morbid personality would fit under "other" too right?
Darth Coitus
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GASOLINEDREAM said:
I almost put chonch in as an option, and I forgot to put "All of the Above".
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Metal Maiden said:
Unless you're looking at Thra
ude's TV screen or live in a nudist colony, that's not the first thing you see. 
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