What songs do you fuck to?

[Epi]

These are the occasions in which you should listen to these songs during sex:

In Your Face: Would be a good song to listen to while getting a blowjob.

Next in Line: Fits well if you're at a gangbang.

The Nail: Describes the act of sex itself, so play during any regular/casual sex.

Punch Me I Bleed: Play if you're having sex with a sadist or you're both into BDSM.

Oops I Did It Again!: Play this song after sex if the guy you're with is a premature ejaculator. (Or if you wake up next to a really ugly bitch and didn't use a condom)

She Is Beautiful: Song must be played if you're drunk as fuck and about to bang a fat/fugly chick you picked up outside the bar.

Silent Night, Bodom Night: Play this song if you were about to have sex, then you fucked it up and pissed her off, and then got no play.

Sixpounder: Play this song if the guy has a really big dick.

Somebody Put Something In My Drink: MUST be played for PURE AMUSEMENT during date rape.

Taste of My Scythe: Another blowjob song.

Lil' Bloodred Ridin' Hood: Play this song if you're raping a preteen on her period?

Are You Dead Yet?: Must be played if you're both practicing erotic asphyxsiation.

Couple of pretty good ones dude.

 

[Lady_Relic]

Guns N Roses, NIN, Death, Motley Crue... so far. I haven't made anyone a victim in a loooooong time.

 

[Söy]

The Numa Numa song

you rang?

 

[Söy]

Guns N Roses, NIN, Death, Motley Crue... so far. I haven't made anyone a victim in a loooooong time.

i'd say make me a victim but that would be crass.

so.

wanna play halo 3 beta?


(i am tired. stop looking at me like that.)

 

[Anonymous]

Guns N Roses, NIN, Death, Motley Crue... so far. I haven't made anyone a victim in a loooooong time.

I'd gladly introduce you to the world of Sexshuggah. You'll never be the same again.

 

[Lady_Relic]

I'd love a tour. I think I can slide you into my schedule.

 

[CliffBurton]

I'd gladly introduce you to the world of Sexshuggah. You'll never be the same again.

Ya, she'll turn lesbian.

 

[Anonymous]

...In bizarro world!

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

It's Moonspell for me.... very sexy

You look way too young to be having sexual intercourse!

 

[Anonymous]

You look way too young to be having sexual intercourse!

*looks at avatar*

And you look way too old to have any

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

*looks at avatar*

And you look way too old to have any

HAHAHA!
I'm sure Freud had sexual problems anyway.

And I've just reached a point where I'm totally great at it.
Can't think of any particular music, though.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I gotta tell you this, definitely Waldo's People when we're having a party with girls we need to heat up

 

[Anonymous]

Back to topic: I'd totally do moonXplosion.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

No, that would be on topic in one of those other threads.

 

[MIMA]

It's Moonspell for me.... very sexy

HOLY shit!! Yesss.. Butterfly Effect.

 

[Lady_Relic]

What Is Love- Haddaway and Lavatory Love Machine- Edguy... LR-MF-MIMA foreplay warm-up soundtrack.

 

[KillerGon]

Lavatory Love Machine- Edguy

great song! even better video!

 

[bleeding_me]

What Is Love- Haddaway and Lavatory Love Machine- Edguy... LR-MF-MIMA foreplay warm-up soundtrack.

everytime i hear What Is Love i think of Night At The Roxbury

 

[Anonymous]

Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more

 

[Lady_Relic]

Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more

Mmm yes. Btw I must ask- Are you opposed to lap dances?