What the fuck is this?

Am I the only one capable of recognizing irony or satire?

Nopes.
I have been so close to getting beat up irl just because people dont get my satire, but if you where responding to my post, you have to take in to consideration that ~80% of this forum consists of people that are like "BRINGEH TEH BR00TALZ 0R U R GHEY!", and the fact that people seem to question my sexual orientation just because of my passion for 80's hair metal. :lol:
 
I very much doubt it's satire - seems to me like they're trying to capture the scene fixation on exceedingly fruity dance-y type stuff; it's like Motley Crue meets Panic! at the Disco, just another attempt at uniqueness
 
im so glad i wasnt around in the 80s

it totally sucked dude

i remember being 6-7 years old and seeing poison, bon jovi, and all that bullshit on mtv and seriously thinking "wow, that's really gay"

i was stoked as hell when nirvana and metallica wiped that shit off the earth
 
it totally sucked dude

i remember being 6-7 years old and seeing poison, bon jovi, and all that bullshit on mtv and seriously thinking "wow, that's really gay"

i was stoked as hell when nirvana and metallica wiped that shit off the earth

Poison, Bon Jovi... that is all you know about the 80's? I wouldn't even consider them as 'Metal'.

No wonder you think 80's sucked.

Nirvana? For God's sake...