What the phhhhhh.

[Captain Beard]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]My mother nearly roasted the house with grease... My dad pointed the fire extinguisher the wrong direction, and blasted the whole kitchen before putting out the fire. I was on the shitter, and came out to a cloud of smoke thicker than Ed's head.

I swear, I was expecting one of the Marx brothers to jump out today.
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[Tee]

LOL insane.
could have been worse though, good that you're ok.

 

[Will Bozarth]

wow lol

 

[Brett]

damn, thats some crazy shit.

the fire sounded bad, too.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Woah.

I'm thinking NOW would be an appropriate time for that pick-up truck to come cruising through your local mall...

*waits for it*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*applause*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Well, that sucks.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

*applause*

*joins politely*

 

[NinjaKitten]

hahahaha, thats crazy!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*joins politely*

*golf clap*

 

[Kiss The Void]

haha, good times.

 

[BrandonS]

You're lucky man, it could have burnt up a family member, or your whole house, or one of your CDs.

 

[abrasiverock]

That is one of those days where you take a shot of Jameson and say... "Hey, no one died at least". Glad no one got hurt.

 

[Captain Beard]

You're lucky man, it could have burnt up a family member, or your whole house, or one of your CDs.

I would have gone on a 14 state rampage killing everyone that even looked goth or emo. Just because they're asking for it. Give them a reason to cry.