English is the only language that I'm proficient with, but there are definitely a few modifications that I would want to make.
(1) CHAPTER ONE: CONTINUITY, CONSISTENCY, REGULARITY, AND PREDICTABILITY
a. Abolish Verb Conjugations
Use the same form regardless of the accompanying pronoun. In other words, don't do this:
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I go We go
You go You go
He goes They go
I am We are
You are You are
He is They are
b-1. Abolish Irregular Verbs
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I go We go | I went We went
You go You go | You went You went
He goes They go | He went They went
I am We are | I was We were
You are You are | You were You were
He is They are | He was They were
b-2. Verbs Should Be Regular, Consistent & Predictable
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Verb: Miss
I missed We missed
You missed You missed
He missed They missed
Verb: Pop
I popped We popped
You popped You popped
He popped They popped
(2) CHAPTER TWO: AMBIGUITY
a. Nominative & Objective Pronouns
I like your idea for multiple forms of "we," but I think other words need multiple forms as well.
you (plural) + someone else
you (plural) + others
they / them (familiar) ex. They (our friends John and Mary) invited us out for dinner.
they / them (unfamiliar / mysterious) ex. You know what they say; an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
My only real issue with having so many words is that while it is less ambiguous, I'm torn as to whether or not I would want nominative and objective pronouns to be separate. If that were the case, we'd have to have equal amounts of "we-s" and "us-es." I think I'd be satisfied to make no distinction though, because English already makes no distinction for "you" and "it," the way it does between "I" and "me," "she" and "her," etc.
One thing that I know I don't want though is separate words for possessive pronouns. Rather than saying something like "it's my idea," or "John's idea," I would prefer to combine the noun and pronoun together to imply ownership.
"It is idea'me," or "it is idea'john."
I didn't capitalize "John" only because I think it looks weird like that. I would still capitalize it in other circumstances though.
b. Unrelated
Also, I would like to minimize the use of "to be," because it's so heavily used already that I think its presence should just be implied.
"It idea'me," or "it idea'john."
c. This Shit Really Bothers Me
One more thing that bothers me about English is that we only have one word to describe two related, but distinctly independent concepts.
funny (intentional) - laughing with
funny (unintentional) - laughing at
d. Gender Ambiguity
I don't think it's necessary to be obliged to identify every single person or object by a gender. "I," "you (singular and plural," "we," and "they" are not gender specific and it has never been a problem for me or probably for anyone ever, and I don't really see a need for the he / she / it distinction, especially considering that dogs' sexes are not distinctive at a distance and some people's genders are not easily identified even at close range. Consequently, I would like a gender-nonspecific pronoun that is not "one," "it," or "they / them."
My suggestion is simply "e," and that as I decided above, it will be both nominative and objective.
"E and I went to the store." "I went to the store with e." (To avoid creating ambiguous sentences when you are talking about multiple people of distinct sexes, you will refer to them by name.)
Words for relatives can still retain their gender specificity (mom, dad, son, daughter, brother, sister, husband / boyfriend, wife / girlfriend) when desired, but it isn't necessary. Cousin isn't gender specific in English, and neither are words like spouse, partner, sibling, and offspring, so I don't anticipate any objections here.
e. Singularity & Plurality
I agree that we should have singular and plural forms of pronouns, because humans are a social species and the distinction is significant in this context. However, when discussing inanimate objects, I would prefer that each word be potentially singular or plural and that the distinction be based on context, or specified by within the sentence.
"I have a fish," vs. "I have many fish."
I'd rather not, but I could settle for a regular form of pluralization such in as the example below.
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dog - dogs
cat - cats
horse - horses
However, I will not tolerate this bullshit:
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die - dice
fish - fish
goose - geese
fungus - fungi
d. Unrelated
I also think articles (a / an / the) are mostly unnecessary and would prefer to do away with them, defaulting to the singular form unless otherwise specified.
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English My preference
"I have a fish." - "I have fish."
"I have many fish." - "I have many fish."
I'm sure I have more grievances, but I can't think of them off the top of my head and I've already spent over two hours on this post.
English works quite well for me
Never understood how peeps could get so "confused" or inable to understand whats being said.
English often violates my plea for unambiguousness. For example:
"I was so enraged to find out that my new girlfriend already has a daughter with another man, that I killed her."
Who was killed? The girlfriend, or the daughter?
There are several more examples just like this one.
"I shot the guy with a gun."
Did I [use a gun to shoot] a man, or did I shoot [a man with a gun]?