What would you do with 7 million dollars

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I'd pay off my debts, buy a decent house for my parents, then for me - two cars that would last a long time and a motorcycle, house with some land and have a small farm. Then I'd hire people to do the milking and poop cleaning up and I'd play with my cows and goats all day and cruise around on my motorcycle.

Oh, and a closet full of Jimmy Choos and Manolos.

 

[Captain Beard]

Invest 1/8 in medium risk bonds, 1/8 in low risk bonds, 1/8 in high risk bonds 1/8 in a standard bank account, toss $100k or so at a few people that'd be tickled to death by it, buy a rather cozy house in a few different states, and my own permanent first class seat on a plane, because business class eats dick.

 

[Chromatose]

I'd buy an RV

 

[Captain Beard]

A $7m RV? Swing by and let me ride along, becuase that has to be the most awesome RV ever.

 

[Chromatose]

the $1million RVs they show on the Travel Channel are top of the line, any more would be excessive .. Then it could eat up that other $6 million in gas, which would happen rather quickly I'm sure.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'd buy an RV

http://www.luxurylaunches.com/trans...l_sizzles_for_more_then_a_million_dollars.php

Yea...that would be sweet.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I'd hire the same plastic surgeon as Joan Van Ark. I want to look like The Crypt Keeper too.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'd hire the same plastic surgeon as Joan Van Ark. I want to look like The Crypt Keeper too.

 

[Chromatose]

http://www.luxurylaunches.com/trans...l_sizzles_for_more_then_a_million_dollars.php

Yea...that would be sweet.

*swoon*

 

[Captain Beard]

That RV gave me wood. SARD HEAVEN!

 

[Morganna]

http://www.luxurylaunches.com/trans...l_sizzles_for_more_then_a_million_dollars.php

Yea...that would be sweet.

This is my RV! MINE! You guys can come in, but I get to be the first to break in the bathroom.

 

[Burti]

Buy GuitarPro, a sweet PRS...

Look at some titties.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Buy three houses here, in three different states. One in Norway. Buy a recording studio and lots of guitar stuff, and lots of Hoegaarden. Give money to parents and friends. Have Carlos Mencia assassinated. Buy a really expensive hooker.

Or better yet pay the local pigs to look the other way and kill him myself.

 

[Shmu]

I'd spend them all in 1 day

 

[neal]

i would buy an igloo made of opium, and live in it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

build a castle next to a mountain.
get archers.
move my friends in and play dnd every day.
eat lots of white castle.
kill my pals.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Can I play d&d and kill my pals with you Krigloch?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

sure, but you have to bring your own dice.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

build a castle next to a mountain.
get archers.
move my friends in and play dnd every day.
eat lots of white castle.
kill my pals.

I'd do somethin similar, except I'd raise a decent sized early to mid medieval (think 11th-12th century) era army, and go lay siege to Boston. Why Boston? Why the fuck not?

edit: and you may be wondering how i'd raise an army with 7 mill, and my answer is that in true medieval fashion, 75% of it would be made up of peasant levies.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll come visit if you promise to set up nigglet skeet shooting!