What's everyone's first names?

[Reign in Acai]

Tom
Would ye be an Uncle?
My Name is Jerry
No cat and mouse chase
Dont get me started
On matters of race

Turn off those lights
I can only see teeth
Ferguson on fire
Opeth has sucked since Wreath
Poor Craig lost his job
Riots rage our land
In the name of those who rob
And beg with ebon hand