1. Born to Raise Hell - Motorhead (I start with this one because there has never been a song called "Born to Headbutt People When He's Drunk")
2. School Days - AC/DC (Off to school like a good little boy...)
3. Loser - Beck (Okay, I was a nerd, I admit it)
4. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister (Hey, a nerd can still rebel by listening to heavy metal, and Twisted Sister led the way for me)
5. Parental Guidance - Judas Priest (More of the rebellious phase..."We don't need no parental guidance)
6. Longview - Green Day (There I was, a nerd listening to heavy metal...yeah, a real chick magnet...oops, maybe I've revealed too much here
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7. Give Booze a Chance - The Bonzo Dog Band (Off to university and the discovery of fermentation)
8. More Beer - Cypher (More beer was the theme song the the University of Alberta's Ski Club...along with their slogan "You don't have to know how to ski to drink)
9. The theme from Cheers - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes(Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name...like the campus pub)
10. Toast to the Extras - Anthrax (Here's a toast to everyone that drank with me "Just here to kill boredom for the night")
11. Wasn't That a Party - Irish Rovers (Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin...wasn't undergrad university a party?)
12. I'll Talk My Way Out of It - Stuttering John (No matter how much trouble I got in, I could generally talk my way out of it. Maybe that's why I eventually went into psychiatry)
13. Hot For Teacher - Van Halen (Then I met my wife, and became hot for teacher...)
14. Big Dictionary - Faster Pussycat (...and of course she just loves me for my big dic...tionary. Hey, 'cause I'm a pretty smart guy and all)
15. Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi (Is this more about my love life, or my education, given that I spent most of medical school playing pool and foosball...)
16. Caught With Your Pants Down - AC/DC (...or dropping my pants...ah, those crazy medical students)
17. Cupajoe - Anthrax (Medicine was where I developed my caffeine addiction to combat those long nights on call)
18. Theme from Married with Children (Love and marriage, you can't have one without the other. Okay the kids are still on the way. So my wife and I got married before taking the...)
19. Highway to Hell - AC/DC (Because they don't have a song called "Flight to Toronto", but this seemed close enough)
20. Psycho Therapy - Skid Row (Now I sit in my office, giving psychotherapy...maybe I should get some myself)
21. Want You Bad - The Offspring (...at least my wife thinks I should get some therapy for my fetishes...oops, maybe I've revealed too much again
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22. Tester - Anthrax (I change, by staying the same...still listening to heavy metal after all these years while watching the other trends come and go)
23. Bang the Drum - Todd Rundgren (I don't want to work, I just want to bang on these drums all day)
There...almost 30 years in one 80-minute CD.
