An American, a Jamaican and a Canadian are standing on top of the world's largest building. The American turns to the Jamaican and says, "You know, I bet you could jump from the top of this building and land on your feet without killing yourself."
"No way," says the Jamaican. "Anyone who jumps from up here, would be dead by the time they get to the bottom."
"No, no, your wrong. I've seen it before. You'd land on your feet."
"If your so sure, why don't you jump?" asks the Jamaican.
"Ok," says the American. So he jumps off of the ledge and instead of landing flat on his face on the concrete below, he lands on his feet. Just like he said. The American then goes back to the top of the building and tells the Jamaican, "See I told you I'd land on my feet."
"Ok," says the Jamaican. And with that he jumps off of the ledge and ends up splattered all over the sidewalk below.
The Canadian then turns to the American and says, "You know, you can be a real asshole sometimes Superman."
