The worst thing that happened to me was drinking related, a bunch of guys I work with went up to a camp in Oquasic Maine(read really fucking north of anything) and we set to drinking, an old Saracen pal of mine got way too fucked up and crashed and burned, we put him to sleep and went on about our business, at about 4 in the morning I went to sleep, not too long after that I was awakened by my old pal getting up, he took a couple wobbly steps, and then started pissing on the floor right next to me, needless to say, I wasn't too thrilled, after he finished he tried to turn around to walk back to his bed and slipped and fell in his piss, his head hit pretty damn hard, after asking if he was all right, he proceeded to climb into my bed and fall asleep, he was covered in piss, so.........I grabbed one of my shoes and headed to the kitchen where I laid down next to another dozing drunk with my shoe as a pillow, fifteen minutes later the guy next to me starts fuckin yaking his brains out, at this point I decided to go sit on the porch and watch the fucking sun rise, I got fuckin eaten alive by black flies for about an hour and decided to take a shit, I then fell asleep in the damn out house, this was worse than being rjected by a girl I thought I was in love with.
DRINK ALONE!