What's your fucking story

[whitey131]

I'm morbidly curious:

I'm a 32 white guy from Illinois. My wife is Halfrican AMerican and we we have 3 kids that can dance and have good credit. My middle child is autistic. I play bass in a metal band time from time. I was once a giant fat ass but am now just a regualr fat ass thanks to diet an exercise. I do triathlons (swimming biking and running) and will be running in the Chicago marathon again this year to raise money for autism research.

I'm a systems guy by trade. I went to community college. I'm more or less middle america politically. Socially liberal/fiscally conservitve. Basically don't spend my money and keep your fucking god out of the white house.

 

[fah-q]

I'm 35 year old AMERICAN from Rochester, New York. My wife is an American and we have a beautiful American daughter who will one day go to Notre Dame (I demand it!). I quit smoking and chewing tobacco to be a better role model for my daughter. I'm a gearhead that loves guns, anything with a motor and music. I own a few guitars and can't play any of them for shit.
I am an Analyst for an Endicott NY based technology company that's name is a three letter acronym. I have a high level of iSeries platform experience with a working knowledge of SUN/AIX, Intel and Tivoli.
Politically, I am more right of center than most but, often get mis-labeled as a complete Neo-Con. I have no real opinion or knowledge of abortion or gay marriage. Although, I do remember my company telling me that I could not call my then fiance my "Hetero Life Partner" and put her on my health benefits.
I am right of center because I am an accountability based person. If I fail, I fix it. It isn't the gov't responsibility to swoop in and give me money, food stamps, housing, etc. I am also very pro-gun. VERY pro-gun. Other than praying to god when I get pulled over by the cops after having a few drinks. I am not very religious. If you want to know more, my myspace link is below.

 

[EerieVon]

32 year old American of irish decent living in Las Vegas but originally from Syracuse, NY. My wife is American and we have a great 5 year old American son. Like the above poster I am a fat ass but in process of losing weight--thru diet and lapband. I play guitar and bass and used to perform in bands while in my teens thru my mid 20's. I like all types of metal, but prefer thrash type stuff

I own an IT consulting company thats based in Vegas but have service contracts in 3 other metro areas. I am MCSE, RHCE, Network+, Security+, etc. Politically I am very right leaning but do have some left wing thoughts.I am semi religious, but have what would be considered a darker "warped" christian base system.

http://www.myspace.com/johnnvegas

 

[johnnieCzech]

I am a 30 white guy from Prague, The Czech Republic, Central Europe. I am not married, I haven't got any kids, I have a cute girlfriend. I used to work in a national daily newspaper, but I decided to quit and have found peace in a weekly tabloid magazine - I write about celebrities having a boobjob and stuff. I play drums for few bands in here, one playing something between thrash, death and metalcore, the other is just plain rock music. I'm kinda bigger kind of guy but no fat ass so far. I am very politically incorrect, leaning towards right. Being Czech, I hate all kinds of communists. I am an atheist but I do have tend to believe there might be something...who knows.

 

[Jurched]

I was once a giant fat ass but am now just a regualr fat ass thanks to diet an exercise.

Whitey, that's the second time you've mentioned your fat past!

So what's my fuckin story? I'm 34, married to a Russian chick, and father of a girl and a boy. I'm about 5.10 tall and not large. My big mouth has more than made up for my modest weight. Y'all know me as a crass wise-ass in this forum, and that pretty much describes me at home, too. Hey, I make my wife laugh, so I'm doing something right!

I am a severe social reactionary. I am Catholic: The inflexible, pre-Vatican II type. I am convinced that people are basically evil. My patience has pretty much worn thin on humanity's bad behaviour.

I am a fiscal reactionary, too. My credit rating is high and I'm paying double to the bank to get this cursed mortgage off my back within six years. I have rather a mundane job preparing text for print. I'd go for a writing or editing job, but a flexible schedule for my family is more important than scoring bread.

And I got me a big ass 68 Sedan de Ville for cruisin purposes.

Jurched

 

[SueNC]

i'm a 41 yr. old Christian Conservative. i still mess up, but i know how to get back on my horse and keep trying.
i have a son who i raised alone, from the day he was born. he's about to enter his sophomore year of private college and is a state-ranked college wrestler.
i work a menial job as a machine operator/forklift driver at a company that makes and distributes Purell instant hand sanitizer on 2nd shift [4pm to midnight]. in the mornings i attend college, working towards my A.A.S. in the field of Radiography. i've got one more year to go.

 

[IAN442]

I am a hirsute white male, approximately 34 years of age, with my wife of 12 years, and 4 children...10,9,6, and 2 (3 boys and 1 girl). I have been slodging around in the IT field since I was medically discharged out of the Air Force in 1999, after serving 6 years in the U-2 spyplane program.

I am currently going back to school for my AA in Information Technology, and have worked at the #1 hospital in the US - (US NEWS and WORLD REPORT the past 18 years in a row !) in the Networking department.

I install switches, routers, access points, and also more mundane things like jack activations and troubleshooting. I like chasing down dipshits that bring in their linksys wireless boxes because they think we don't know whats going on shutting their shit down quick.

I also work on the various networked printers that we have, and build and repair pc's and mac's on the side for a little play money.

My wife and I just bought our 2nd house, this time a nice cozy Cape Cod style home Post WWII in a little town north of York PA. Its mostly white, quiet and well kept. Not racist but being I work in the one of the deadliest cities in the US, most of the folks don't seem to give a shit. Henceforth you get what you get.

We go to church, (well i just take a seat) and pretty much keep to ourselves because we both commute a lot for work at the moment. Being in PA i have to get used to a "beer distributor" versus my old 5 second walk to the store which sold beer and booze, and tougher inspections for our vehciles.

I drive a 91 Celica GT 2.2L with nearly 200,000 miles on the clock, and i still rip a nice 110 mph with plenty of pedal left. My wife drives the minivan since you can't get a 6 passenger car anymore .

My oldest son is 10, he's a big ol boy like me, but for a fat kid, the boy has got the moves. He is very smart and wants to be like Guy Fieri .

My second son is 8, he's slim pickens, and my parents say its me all over again, like a mini-me. Apparently he has a lot of same actions and looks that i had at his age, but he's a really sharp kid. Likes to read alot of books, and loves to play outside and ride his bike. Also loves computers and technology, and Adult Swim.

My daughter is 6, my princess. She is very smart, just PLAYS dumb, and loves to run with the boys. She is tough and sweet all in one. She babies her younger brother, and has the wildest curly wavy hair i have ever seen.

My youngest is 2, born on Halloween, Miniest Me. he is me at age 2, but has a ton of questions and remembers EVERYTHING. he would be outside from sunrise to sunset, and will eat just about anything in front of him. He also has a short fuse, and has no qualms about trying to take you down a notch if he feels he's been slighted. Daddy's boy to the end, loves to hang out with m e.

 

[schenkadere]

I'm a 41 year old white male living in the northern suburbs of NYC and commuting 70 miles each way, 4 days a week to my job in NJ. I am married 20 years, I have 4 boys, 17,15,7,4. I manage a digital prepress department for a large folding carton printer, making low 6 figures which is never enough. I live in a 100 year old piece of shit house...I have crappy cars.

My oldest son just graduated HS and will be attending community college for history...he has a brilliant mind for history. He does American Revolution re-enactment stuff and works at our local battlefield state park. My 7 year old is absolutely brilliant...it's weird...but he's also a giant know it all pain in the ass!

Guitar is my first love...music is my passion.

I'm a loyal friend and a generally good guy.

I'm together and solid on the outside, but a blithering mess on the inside...I see a shrink!

I'm in ok shape for my age...I fought weight issues my entire life.

 

[Momo]

I'm a 43 year old college professor at a community college on Long Island N.Y. I just got married over a year ago and it was the best thing I ever did. I can also guarantee im a fatter bastard then any of you guys as I tip the scales at almost 4 Bills these days.


I frankly don't care anymore, i have decided when I have a heart attack or something then I will have a gastric band put in. I just don't have the mental capacity to say NO to food and spirits which is pivotal to me having a good time. I have tried every diet since I was 23.

I still have the same friends I had when I was in high school and I am loyal to a fault when it comes to friends and family. I travel a lot in the summer and already have been to Denver (shit hole) Seattle (where hippies go to die) and Minn (fix the fucking bridge already) .

I will be going to S.D ,L.A and S.F in two weeks. My political views basically are those of an independent conservative. This makes me a rare breed on college campus's and a target sometimes too.

I have no kids so it has allowed me some freedom to do what i want , when I want. However, I would like to have a kid I can raise to be brought up decently unlike like the vapid whiny kids I see in my classrooms everyday.

Best Regards,

Momo