What's your Net Worth as of this second.

Jaysis. If I come up $20 ahead, I'll consider myself lucky.

Hmmm, roughly -$5,000. RAWK! :rock:

edit: Oh, that rounds up to zero? Fookin' ace!
 
To calculate your net worth, first tally up the value of your assets. That includes your checking, savings, brokerage and retirement accounts. It also includes your home(s) and any art, antiques or other collectibles that you plan to sell at some point.

Realistically, unless you need to value your assets for insurance, estate or liquidation purposes, you probably shouldn't count the family jewels. "Forget about your jewelry," Kaye said. "You're not going to sell it. You're going to give it to your daughter."

Likewise, what's the point of counting the couch in your den, unless you really plan to sell it and nap standing up for the rest of your life?

Lastly, you can count money owed to you but not yet paid so long as there's a high probability of collection, Kaye said. Include loan receivables, bonuses or deferred compensation.

On the liability side, count all your debts – such as your mortgage, student loan, car loan or home equity loans; plus any balances on credit cards or lines of credit.

-cnn
 
Reign in Acai said:
Lastly, you can count money owed to you but not yet paid so long as there's a high probability of collection, Kaye said. Include loan receivables, bonuses or deferred compensation.
In that case in the "when pigs fly" way of going about this, I change my number to -$3,500.

EDIT: On top of it bro. :loco:
 
Yeah if I had bought a house in the shithole area I could afford last year, I'd be like -$300,000.
 
California is fucking gay. I want to move to MN. That way I won't have to fly to Heathen Crusade. Plus the median for a home is about 220k. Rent for an apt is $500-$700. And that's in the Nice St Paul area.