whats your way of picking up girls?
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Heliologue
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I tend to do that as well. Sometimes it works but most of those time it's girls that I know it definitely would not work out with
Maybe need to change my ways..Haven't heard that one before
xenophobe
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Yeh, judging by the boyfriends of the most attractive girls in my area, it appears that being shallow, egotistical, childish and of neanderthal-like-intelligence is the way to go. Hmm....
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Originally posted by Moonlapse
ahahahahahahah, I will never... ever forget a moment on the train... I ran into the ugliest looking thing I'd seen in my life, and after it left the train a guy near my and my friends said 'did you'se see that girl mate.. aww it looks like she fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch'
I use a similar one, except I say 'Shes been whacked with the ugly stick a few too many times'
Makes me laugh just thinking about it
aaaahhh.
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Ermz
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'Are those reflective pants? Coz I can see myself in em... harharhar'
'Are you a speeding ticket? Coz u got fine written all over you... harharhar'
'They call me milky coz I'm good for you' << my personal favourite
'Are those space pants? Coz ur legs are outta this world...'
Now once you start grabbing words from each of these 'core' pickup lines and get hybrids you will be the clubbing king around here.. the moment you show your face, you will have at least a dozen girls on your crotch.
'Are you a speeding ticket? Coz u got fine written all over you... harharhar'
'They call me milky coz I'm good for you' <<
my personal favourite'Are those space pants? Coz ur legs are outta this world...'
Now once you start grabbing words from each of these 'core' pickup lines and get hybrids you will be the clubbing king around here.. the moment you show your face, you will have at least a dozen girls on your crotch.
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Jesus... who gives a fuck? Everyone that gets all pissy about a topic not being related to Opeth act they're offended or something. Sure, Opeth is the reason why we're all here, but it's not all that has to be talked about. Ho-lee fuck.
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I've never actually tried it, cuz I don't have the balls to talk to women, but I always thought it would be pretty cool.
Walk up to a woman, and ask "So... do you like... stuff?" If she looks at you like you were from outer space, walk away and try with someone else. If someone else laughs, then you got something to work with there.
Walk up to a woman, and ask "So... do you like... stuff?" If she looks at you like you were from outer space, walk away and try with someone else. If someone else laughs, then you got something to work with there.
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BTW, I can't say I'm the originator of that saying: it was Ralph from the Simpsons. I only first thought of it being a pick up line. It probably sucks ass, but I'm not experienced in this field so pardon my ignoramity.
Nefilim
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Heh, when I picked up my GF we had been friends for a while and all my mates sorta guessed we were going to get together... so at a friends party I said to her: "damn, they talk about us a lot you know..." and she was like: "yeah, I wonder why", with a smile on her lips.. so I took the chance and said: "well, let's give them something to talk about then" and hit it off with a sloppy kiss. Much appreciated. That was six years ago, and we're still together. Pretty good kiss huh?
Ask the girl if she wants to mother your future children that's kind of a compliment..... kind of...
that's kind of a compliment..... kind of...you wanna know something sad? i actually did this once...
(don't worry, i knew it wasn't going to work, i'm not that stupid)
after seeing the hilariousness of that line above i began perfecting it with clever lines such as "how about that stuff that does things?" and the ever popular "do you like things that do stuff?"
i've decided to give up on young women (ha!) for a while. to many experiences where i end up rejected or just finding the girl completely shallow and downright disgusting personality wise (personality is actually quite important to me). so my one friend and i have come up with a new way to pick up girls...not care. its quite liberating not to care about impressing people. you can go around telling dead baby jokes in public and walk around restaurants scream-singing songs from la masquerade infernale (ESPECIALLY the song the chaos path, its so much fun to sing!)
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HAHA! That's awesome! I like your revisions of it... Can't believe someone else thought of something else along the same lines.
I don't care anymore either (or at least I've kidded myself into believing that). But I never go out, except to school, so that technique won't work for me. I've realized that a woman I'd ever want either has a boyfriend already, or she could always do better. That's a fact that I managed to pick out from reality, and I'm not one to deny it
So I just don't bother. It makes no difference.
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Cutter
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Actually, this is rather embarrasing, but I do have a method of talking to girls. Its kind of sad...but here go's.
My friends and I have a game that we sometimes play when we're out drinking. Its called Paper Scissors Rock. Basically, we play papers scissors rock, as in the silly hand signals, and the winner gets to choose a group of girls, while the loser has to go over, and get those girls to our table. Needless to say, I've lost quite a few times, but have found the girls to be pretty receptive when I rock up to the table...all coy and shit...saying ' Well, I just lost this paper scissors rock game, and I have to talk the prettiest group of girls in this bar into joining us for a drink.' Believe it or not, it often works, and the girls join us for drinks. But of course, thats when the real shenanigins begin...and it normally go's downhill from there...
My friends and I have a game that we sometimes play when we're out drinking. Its called Paper Scissors Rock. Basically, we play papers scissors rock, as in the silly hand signals, and the winner gets to choose a group of girls, while the loser has to go over, and get those girls to our table. Needless to say, I've lost quite a few times, but have found the girls to be pretty receptive when I rock up to the table...all coy and shit...saying ' Well, I just lost this paper scissors rock game, and I have to talk the prettiest group of girls in this bar into joining us for a drink.' Believe it or not, it often works, and the girls join us for drinks. But of course, thats when the real shenanigins begin...and it normally go's downhill from there...
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