whats your way of picking up girls?

[Moonlit Shadow]

hey boys!! you shoundn't be talking about this here becouse some GIRL like me could read it ... hehe, well i'll tell you that girls like guys who are able to take her off the sameless of everyday... but its also important what kinda guys they like...
by the way ... be careful with what you writting couse there could be girls taking advantages of your techniques...

 

[IanDork107]

The best way to pick up girls is to wrap your arms around them, get a snug grip, and lift. It doesn't work too well on the heavier ones.

 

[Smitty]

Mmm... me want local Youth Ministers Daughter...mmm....

 

[Punisher]

i have a girlfriend.

 

[IcemanJ256]

I just dont say anything because If i say stuff it might sound stupid. then i realize they wont notice me, and i start being funny and act weird. sometimes they just look at me weird or something, sometimes it works a little. very very little.

 

[Bodomania]

Snippet from a conversation I had last week...

Guy: I want your body
Me: Tough, I'm still using it.

Probably explains why I'm still single....

 

[flip`]

Sing her some opeth... sing her... "To Bid Your Pants Farewell" hehe

 

[thebleakaffinity]

Originally posted by Powerslave
Here's how I always do it... I go buy some red roses... put on some corpsepaint, then walk up to them, screaming "RED ROSES FOR... THE DEVIL'S WHOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!"

Works every time.

You just made my day.

 

[frayededges]

"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with my finger"... OH MAN... that had me falling out of my chair. Priceless. Really.

 

[KielbasaSausage]

"Hey, you wanna have a drink and come back with me to my apartment?"

"no."

"Oh, you don't drink?"


the response to that is different every time.

 

[Board]

"Have you swallowed a magnet?"

- "No"

"That's weird, 'cause I feel attracted to you"


I haven't said that it works, but it's funny! I saw it on The Wayans Bros.

 

[your_fate]

i think , no of your methods would work, guys at least not with me

 

[ffanatic]

The best puckup line ever is...

>uses Rodeny Dangerfield voice<

wannuh fuhck?

 

[Board]

What about rejection reasons? What's the lamest you've been told? I usually get that "I got a boyfriend" thing, but probably the lamest one that's been said to me was two weeks ago, where I tried to score with this chick and her reason for rejecting me was that I was 4 inches too short!! Ha ha ha ha!

 

[Heliologue]

"i am madly in love with you."

hey, it worked for me.

 

[Lethe78]

Originally posted by EvilGenius
Jesus... who gives a fuck? Everyone that gets all pissy about a topic not being related to Opeth act they're offended or something. Sure, Opeth is the reason why we're all here, but it's not all that has to be talked about. Ho-lee fuck.

I totally agree. Some people need to lighten up. Just like the ones who bitch about a topic that was around previously. It really irritates me when it is obvious what the thread is about. If it is old, avoid it.

 

[nergal_S]

I am no good with this. Last time i was on a date was almost a year ago and that is because a girl aproached me. Acctualy now to think about it i never apporached any girls in my whole life, every relation ship i have been in was because the girl talked to me. This is very sad :-(

 

[Lethe78]

I am inordinantly very shy when it comes to this. I almost tremble at the aspect of approaching a girl that I am interrested in. That probably hinders my ability and dampens the odds of success. I am almost 25, so it would be in my best interrest to learn an efficiant technique soon.

 

[Heliologue]

Originally posted by Lethe78
I totally agree. Some people need to lighten up. Just like the ones who bitch about a topic that was around previously. It really irritates me when it is obvious what the thread is about. If it is old, avoid it.

or maybe they're just annoyed because this thread wasn't posted in the special off-topic subforum made specifically for topics not related to opeth.

just a thought.

 

[ffanatic]

Taken from Family Guy, but still funny:

"Hey, you lookin' for work? I got a job for you. Right here! (points to crotch)"

If the woman (or man, if that floats your boat), becomes disgusted, you can always bail out by responding with:

"No, seriously, the zipper has been broken for 3 weeks, and I've been using a safety pin."