When good song titles go bad.........

[yourdeadgroom]

OK, I just came across this cd today, I just had to share

By some band called Demilich (the album being 'Nespithe')- it has utterly the stupidest song titles ever written. Some of the good ones:
>the sixteenth six-tooth son of fourteen four-regional dimensions (still unnamed)
>The planet that once used to absorb flesh in order to achieve divinity and immortality (suffocated to the flesh that it desired)
>The puterfying road in the ninteenth extremity (...somewhere inside the bowels of endlessness...)
>Inherited rowel levitation - reduced without any effort

WTF?

Needless to say, it's pretty shit. An attempt at brutal death metal, but it just has no guts. The vocals are crap also, which is no surprise as the booklet has the old "No effects were used to make the vocals sound lower or heavier" note, which is pretty much a guarantee of crap-ness. They don't sound brutal, he sounds like he's burping.
And I think they take themselves seriously, the music has no "were taking the piss" feel to it.

Anyone out there own an abomination that can beat these song titles? (sadly, there are no lyrics.)

No need to worry though, it was only $5 second-hand.

 

[musicholic]

A real old Scorpions tune called "He's a woman - She's a man".

 

[Downfall]

Visit www.metalmaker.net

There you can let the engine create your metal lyrics. I've never really used any of the stuff, but it's worth a visit.

 

[Russell]

Now those are good song titles!

 

[Misanthrope]

"youre pregnat, so i kick you in the stomach"
"I got an office job with the single propuse of sexually harrasing a woman"
"Kyle from incantation has a new mustache"
"Chris Barnes its a pussy"
"Hitler was a sensitive guy"
"I got your son aids so you can watch him die"

What can i say...gotta love those anal cunt titles...

 

[Misanthrope]

Ok got a few more
Anal Cunt - 06 - I Noticed That You're Gay.mp3
Anal Cunt - 08 - You Look Divorced.mp3
Anal Cunt - 09 - I Hope You Get Deported.mp3
Anal Cunt - 14 - Al Stankus is Always on the Phone with his Bookie.mp3
Anal Cunt - 20 - Everyone in Anal Cunt is Dumb.mp3
Anal Cunt - 21 - I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth.mp3
Anal Cunt - 22 - Johnny Violent Getting his Ass Kicked by Morrisey.mp3
Anal Cunt - 26 - You're aTrendy Fucking Pussy.mp3
Anal Cunt - 28 - I Got Athlete's Foot Showering at Mike's.mp3
Anal Cunt - 36 - Everyone in the Underground Music Scene is Stupid.mp3


More from anal cunt

16. "I'M NOT ALLOWEDTO LIKE A.C. ANY MORE SINCE THEY SIGNED TO EARACHE"
25. WHEN I THINK OF TRUE PUNK ROCK BANDS, I THINK OF NIRVANA AND THE MELVINS"
27. MTV IS MY SOURSE FOR NEW MUSIC
28. SONG TITLES ARE FUCKING STUPID
29. HAVING TO MAKE UP SONG TITLES SUCK
42. BRUTALLY MORBID AXE OF SATAN
44. YOU MUST BE WICKED UNDERGROUND IF YOU OWN THIS
55. SELLING OUT BY HAVING SONG TITLES ON THIS ALBUM

7. LIVING COLOUR IS MY FAVORITE BLACK METAL BAND
10. BENCHPRESSING THE EFFECTS ON KEVIN SHARP'S VOCALS
14. "STEALING SETH'S IDEAS" THE NEW BOOK BY JON CHANG
17. DON'T CALL JAPANESE HARDCORE JAP CORE
21. FORE PLAY WITH A TREE SHREDDER
23. I LIKED EARACHE BETTER WHEN DIG ANSWERED THE PHONE
37. OLD LADY ACROSS THE HALL WITH NO LIFE

1. JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL
7. RECYCLING IS GAY
13. YOU ARE AN ITERIOR DECORATOR
33. YOUR KID IS DEFORMED
35. YOU'RE OLD (FUCK YOU)
40. NO, WE DON'T WANT TO DO A SPLIT SEVEN INCH WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING BAND
42. THE INTERNET IS GAY
43. HA HA, YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU

Some of the top anal cunt names:
1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT
2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM f. MERCURY
3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS
6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
8. I PAIED J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US
11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU
13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG
17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK
22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG
27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED
30. DICTATORS ARE COOL
38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT

even more
2. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
3. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
6. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
7. Obviously Adopted
9. The Word Homophobic Is Gay
10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

 

[musicholic]

Bravo to Misanthrope! That is some list... :hotjump:

 

[Misanthrope]

Just the top of the iceberg if you are into Crust/grindcore/goregrind/noise/ things like that
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[mindflesh]

yeah but I believe AC have the most "politically incorrect" song titles I personally don't like the lots of bands who only write lyrics about gore and violence, that's really unoriginal

 

[dune_666]

Got to love Nile's...
"Chapter on how to transform into a snake" and "Masturbaiting the War God" from Black Seeds of Vengance

 

[Misanthrope]

Do not mess with the Setites

 

[mindflesh]

haha, what about these:

Impaled Nazarene - I Eat Pussy For Breakfast
Impaled Nazarene - Angel Rectums Do Bleed

but I guess it's ok cos it seems they don't take themselves too seriously

 

[Demonspell]

Just about anything from Bal-Sagoth and Cradle Of Filth belongs here...Splendour Of A Thousand Swords Of The Hyperboring Empire anyone?

 

[Misanthrope]

Do not forget old carcass:

Genital Grinder
Ruptured in purulence
Swarming vulgar mass of infected virulency
Cadaveric Incuvator of Endoparasites

You gotta give credit to the masters hehe

Powermetal bands are good for names too. Just take Mr. Turilli
Ancient Forest of elves
Gothic saga part I Tears of a dying angel
Holy Thunderforce
Bloody rage of the titans
Queen of the dark horizons
Emerald sword

 

[Itay]

hehehe

John Frusciante - Your Pussy's Glued To A Building On Fire

 

[yourdeadgroom]

19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK

Did you know, the actual title of that song was 'Connor Clapton committed suicide because his father sucks', but they had to change it (too afraid of being sued, old Eric can afford better lawyers, I guess)

7. LIVING COLOUR IS MY FAVORITE BLACK METAL BAND

I guess that means I've been into black metal for about 11 years. Good one.

Anal Cunt rule.

Let's not forget the Cannibal Corpse classics;

Necropedophile
Entrails ripped from a virgins cunt
Addicted to vaginal skins

(hey, someone had to bring them up...)

 

[hibernal_dream]

i love those song titles! seriously!

well i'd rather them than ones like "the warrior swings his battle-axe in the icy cold frozen wastlelands of north Ugh-Kgfdasnddgksh

 

[RogueSpirit]

Originally posted by Misanthrope
"youre pregnat, so i kick you in the stomach"
"I got an office job with the single propuse of sexually harrasing a woman"
"Kyle from incantation has a new mustache"
"Chris Barnes its a pussy"
"Hitler was a sensitive guy"
"I got your son aids so you can watch him die"

What can i say...gotta love those anal cunt titles...

When I saw this topic Anal Cunt popped automatically in my head.

How the hell did that band get signed in the first place? Denis Leary and George Carlin are funny. These morons are not.

 

[yourdeadgroom]

ooooooh, oooooooh, I just searched Google and found this site, with MP3s.

http://www.anus.com/metal/demilich.html

Now you can share my pain

Seems this band is actually liked by some people

 

[BillowOfZeal]

I love ANAL CUNT......but i know a band who has song titles that are even worse..
http://www.scumbitch.cjb.net/

YOU HAVE TO READ THEIR SONG TITLES AND LYRICS..very bad in a funny way.


But in a not funny way is a band called Enchantment. The music is not that bad....but check this out.....on their CD--Dance the Marble Naked (which is kind of stupid as well) they have songs called:

-Kneading with Honey
-Of Acorns that Gather those are the 2 funniest.

Anyway check out SCUM BITCH hours of entertainment.

jAY