When viewed backwards...

[Vimana]

If you read the bible backwards Mary actually gets some.

 

[False Joe]

If you read the bible backwards, God rests up, ready for a week of destroying the earth.

 

[diddykoi6]

if you read the bible backwards its actually more believable.

 

[genocide roach]

when viewed backwards, this thread actually gets funny...
~gR~

 

[Einherjar86]

When viewed backwards, "lonely tylenol" reads "lonely tylenol."

 

[genocide roach]

ok, here's a story about how lame my senior class in high school was. i graduated in 02. for our senior grad shirts the theme was... the year of the palindrome. i didnt buy the shirt... or anything for that matter.
~gR~

 

[SentinelSlain]

My Sixth form printed shirts with everyone's name on the back, I mean the whole year, in a long list.

I didn't get one, but I find the idea that someone somewhere might be walking around with my name on their back pretty funny.

 

[genocide roach]

my name is on a basic training graduation shirt somewhere. i also refused to buy that as well...
~gR~

 

[False Joe]

We had that JAGE, but in hoodie form.
No-one except the comittee that set them up actually bought them.

Why the fuck would I want to a remember the whole year, when I only enjoyed the company of about a fifth of them. And why would I ever wear that hoodie anywhere, ever.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Actually, I think they were hoodies here.

 

[diddykoi6]

WHEN VIEWED FORWARDS THIS THREAD GOT DERAILED

no one got hoodies with all our names on because not enough people wanted them lol, YOU NEEDED A CONSENT FORM TO PUT YOUR NAME ON.... NAZI'S

when read backwards nazi's needed a consent form due to alot of people not wanting names on hoodies that they didnt want wut?

 

[XSASweet]

as far as those shirts go, we got ours for free.

 

[Xorv]

.esnes gnikcuf on sekam tsop ym ,sdrawkcab deweiv nehw

 

[Xorv]

If you watch porn backwards, the girl stops becoming a whore, and decides that she wants to change her life.

I only laughed because it was so bad.

You tried, you t-t-.....

 

[zabu of nΩd]

When viewing 2001: A Space Odyssey backwards, a supercomputer flies a spaceship out of a wormhole and works at bringing a group of humans to life (with his trusty assistant Dave) that somehow manage to colonize a planet to mirror 1960s society within minutes.

 

[Vimana]

If you watch most Law and Order episodes backwards, a convicted felon is freed from prison after a trial decides there isn't enough evidence to keep him there. Then, a team of detectives go around and apologize to people for their unethical police work.

If you watch Twilight backwards, it's about a girl in Washington in love with a sparkling vampire who eventually gets tired of his creepiness, loses interest in him, and moves to Arizona.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you watch House backwards, it's still never lupus

 

[Vimana]

If you watch House backwards, a guy in normal condition is admitted into a hospital. House, then, does something to the patient that causes them to show crazy symptoms. House then says it's some crazy disease, everyone disagrees, and the patient leaves the hospital.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

If you watch the FoxNews channel backwards, the day starts with a rude Irishman interrupting everyone he talks to, and ends with a woman wearing too much makeup and bad botox cavorting with a blonde closet homosexual man who claims to be a meteorologist.

 

[DarkShire33]

If you watch Krull backwards a Cyclops opens a huge stone barrier by healing himself