When viewed backwards...

If you watch Omni's sex life backwards she gets divorced, gets dropped off in a field by the police, finds a penis, drives home and attaches it to her sportsman husband and then sits in the kitchen and thinks about all the times she got surprise sex.
 
If you watch Omni's sex life backwards she gets divorced, gets dropped off in a field by the police, finds a penis, drives home and attaches it to her sportsman husband and then sits in the kitchen and thinks about all the times she got surprise sex.

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If you watch 300 backwards, Leonidas yells at a bunch of arrows and they fly away from him because they get scared.
 
Then all the Persians proceed to leave and Leonidas and his men go back to witness a black guy fly out of a pit and walk away.
 
If you watch Mort's life backwards he gets off house arrest and gives torn clothing to all the 12-year-old girls in the area and fixes it for them.
 
If you watch porn backwards, the girl stops becoming a whore, and decides that she wants to change her life.