When viewed backwards...

[Zephyrus]

If you watch the Trojan War backwards the Trojans sail from Italy to build a city. The Greeks help them build Troy and then the Trojans send Helen to Sparta as a thank-you gift.

 

[waif]

If you watch the Trojan War backwards the Trojans sail from Italy to build a city. The Greeks help them build Troy and then the Trojans send Helen to Sparta as a thank-you gift.

If you watch the civil war backwards Booth brings Lincoln to life with his magic pistol and the South flees the union to escape his rule but then comes back and joins forces with the north to exile him to a log cabin.

 

[Vimana]

If you watch the revolutionary war backwards the British send the Americans a declaration of their independence which causes the Americans to get angry and eventually win a war to join the British empire.

If you watch the civil rights movement backwards James Earl Ray brings Martin Luther King back to life with a magic gun so he can over time segregate and oppress the blacks.

 

[waif]

lose a war.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you watch the revolutionary war backwards the British send the Americans a declaration of their independence which causes the Americans to get angry and eventually win a war to join the British empire.

Order of events fail

 

[Vimana]

Whatever.

If you watch the Aztec empire backwards it gradually grows smaller and more stable until the Mexica get so embarrassed that they leave the empire to the Toltecs and start wandering in the desert.

 

[waif]

If you watch Colombus backwards he comes from Cuba to Spain and brings gold back to the natives and then heals them while they put it in the ground.

 

[Vimana]

If you watch the british empire backwards they run a massive charity organization to many oppressed places in the world.

 

[waif]

If you watch Egypt backwards Europeans store priceless treasures in massive pyramids and then a horde of greedy Jews come across the Red Sea and take them apart to get at the treasure, only to realize that the Egyptians took the treasure out right before the Jews got there.

If you watch Rwanda backwards it's about the healing power of machetes.

 

[Dak]

If you watch the American Empire backwards they use the military to bring millions of people back to life all over the world and eventually bring all the troops hom, eschew modern convenience for puritanical living, and get rid of over 10 trillion in debt in the process.

 

[Zephyrus]

If you watch Egypt backwards Europeans store priceless treasures in massive pyramids and then a horde of greedy Jews come across the Red Sea and take them apart to get at the treasure, only to realize that the Egyptians took the treasure out right before the Jews got there.

Bravo.

 

[False Joe]

I think we've already killed this meme.
Within 3 pages, well done.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you watch my life backwards I get some in the end.






WAT

 

[False Joe]

I actually lol'd.
Congrats.

 

[The Ozzman]

I think we've already killed this meme.
Within 3 pages, well done.

It started dying when people started bringing in Greek history and shit

 

[Ben_t]

So which way should I view this thread for it not to suck.

 

[The Ozzman]

IN BEFORE OMNI and V5'S POST DELETION

 

[Ben_t]

What? Am I not here enough and missed something?

 

[False Joe]

IN BEFORE OMNI and V5'S POST DELETION

If you read Omni's posting history backwards she's still a trolling bitch who deserves a knife in the vag. Or already has one. Maybe that's where the fury comes from.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you talk about Omni's sex life backwards, she still likes to dyke out with fat bitches