WHERE BABIES COME FROM (in Germany)

[dorian gray]

*only* on sundays? theres a big difference

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hey sweet. Lets go fuck up some christians tomorrow and give them RABIES.*


*not babies

 

[Krilons Resa]

*only* on sundays? theres a big difference

That's what I said mofo!

 

[dorian gray]

gotcha

 

[E-bortion]

Old Mother Fucker
She was a cocksucker
To give her poor family a home
Went down on their ding dong
And drank for a sing song
But ended her sad life alone.

 

[NAD]

MY WALL
MY WALL
CAUGHT BENEATH THE THRALL
OF MY TIDAL WALL

or whatever he says

 

[E-bortion]

MY WALL
MY WALL
CAUGHT BENEATH THE THRALL
OF MY TIDAL WALL

or whatever he says

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Look to the north a quick mile yonder
Look to our Yggdrasilbury
Look to the Saxon chasing Viking
Look to the Norman chasing Saxon
Look to the German chasing German
German German German German
Here in the bloodlust deeper scar
For here be the wall of Johnny Guitar

love that part

 

[NAD]

i think the fact that the music and the lyrics are so somber and creepy, and yet goofy at the same time, is really what pulls it together. at least for me.

 

[E-bortion]

Totally agreed.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

someone care to translate the text? maybe just the funny parts?

Edit: the weird swedish sex book i mean, forgot we got onto a sunn0))) tangent

 

[snow2fall]

someone care to translate the text? maybe just the funny parts?

Edit: the weird swedish sex book i mean, forgot we got onto a sunn0))) tangent

If you mean the German sex book, there's a translation here:

http://no-undies.net/archives/2005/10/11/amusements/

Pic1: This is a baby. Do you know how the baby came into this world?

Pic2: Here you can see Father and Mother. They had the baby together.

Pic3: Here Father and Mother aren’t wearing clothes.
You can see Mother’s breast and her slit. The slit is called [insert comfortable words such as vagina, not cunt ].
You can see Fathers little tail [yes, “schwänzchen” is a belittling word for “tail”]. The tail is called prick. You can also see his little sack between his legs. It is caled “balls”.

Pic 4: Mother and Father like each other very much. They kiss each other. Fathers prick has become very large, it sticks out stiffly. Father and Mother would very much like for the prick to enter the pussy, because that is nice.

Pic 5: Mother and Father lay down on the bed. They put the prick in the pussy. this way they can play with each other. They move up and down. This is called cohabitating [yes, they use a rather uncommon word…]. It can be really great. Father and Mother can have a child this way, if they like to.

Pic 6: Father and Mother like each other very much. They would like to have a child together. In Fathers little sack are a lot of seeds. When Father and Mother sleep with each other, the seeds spill from the prick.
The seeds swim into Mothers pussyand enter a cave in her stomach. This cave is called womb. Every now and then there’s a small egg in the womb.

Pic7: A lot of days go by. 9 months have passed, since a seed and the egg have found each other. Now the child is big enough to want to get out.

Pic 8: Mother’s tummy is so big that hardly any dresses fit her.
“I can feel the womb contract”, Mother says to Father. “Now it’S almost time for me to deliver the child”

Pic9: Father drives Mother to a hospital.

Pic10: Mother lies down in a bed in the clinic. Now a doctor comes and fucks her on the bed talks to Mother and Father. The doctor will help during the delivery.

Pic11: Then Mother begins to deliver. First the head of the child exits from Mothers pussy.

Pic12: Then the arms come out. [no, it doesn’t go “weee” ]

Pic13: Now the whole child has come out of Mothers womb. The doctor has cut the umbilical cord. Also, the afterbirth has come out. Now the child has been born.

Pic14: Mother and Child rest for a few days. Then they come home. when the child is hungry, it drinks from Mothers breasts.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

hahaha that makes it all so much better, I cant help but laugh everytime i see Nads avatar

 

[lizard]

"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

 

[radiobabe]

I swear I will never ever have sex again without having to think about THAT book... creepy...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm so happy that this thread has profoundly affected the lives of its readers.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

thanks to this thread, i had to drink away the scarring. Thanks moose.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I swear I will never ever have sex again without having to think about THAT book... creepy...

That thought hadn't crossed my mind until now, im going to be haunted by it now

 

[E-bortion]

personally i find it kind of sexy, although its seriously lacking urine content.

 

[Erik]

personally i find it kind of sexy, although its seriously lacking urine content.