Originally posted by tenebrose
What the........?!?!?!??!?!?!??! 
Tssk, tsssk, I know you boys just hit your belated puberty but did you ever stop to think that there are minors on these boards?
And what do you think these minors will be doing first thing when they log off this forum and surf the net for awhile?
I'm tired of the slowly decaying remains of the social stigma surrounding masturbation. Don't knock it, it's sex with someone ya love and the safest sex there is.
A few more euphemisms...
pulling the goalie (my favourite... A Canadian euphemism for ya)
flogging the dolphin
playing pocket pool
AND! This is hilarious. The following are terms taken from a Golf CD-ROM I worked on for awhile. You tell me what they sound like to you. Ever notice that "golf" spelled backwards is "flog"? Hmmm...
Right Hand Drill
Against the Wall Drill
Control the Distance
Acceleration is the Key
The Landing Spot
Keep the Head Still
Palms Facing for the Perfect Grip
The Rhythm Drill
Finger Tip Drill
A Good Set-up is Important
Soft Hands for Power
Grip Down for Control
Finish to the Target
Swing with Rhythm, not Strength
Have a Good Finish
Don't be Greedy!
Head in the Proper Position
Extension through Release
Pillow Drill
Shaft Stays On-line
Bow to the Ball
Grip Pressure
Pause at the Top
Ball Position
Hold the Finish
Pause for Control
Make the Shaft Whistle
Keep Your Chin Up
Hit Down to get it up
Shaft at your Belt
Flex the Knees
Stay in Balance
Soft Hands
Open Stance
Firm Impact
Good Rhythm
Hands Ahead
Close Your Eyes if in Doubt
Head Still
Range Ball for a Good Stroke
Pick the Spot
Hear the Thud
"Close your eyes if in doubt" heheheheh... one more time, those were from a Golf self-help CD-ROM, I swear.
