Captain Beard
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White Zinfandel = mmmmm
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Dead Winter
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There's always one that gets you...you may have gone through 100 women, but there's one that completely castrates you. Looking back on it, you wonder what the hell you were thinking though. It's all a learning experience.
Metal head87
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to derek again.I love those women.
If they have no respect for themselves, I sure as hell have no obligation to show them any.
Dead Winter
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Dude, no offense, but I was getting laid when you were 5.
Please, please don't even begin to think that you know something about women and relationships that the rest of us don't.
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You mean analogies? Go back to English class little boy, I think the bell just rang.
Yes, 28 is quite old...what the fuck ever.
Sometimes I wish you had been born without hands.
Yes, 28 is quite old...what the fuck ever.
Sometimes I wish you had been born without hands.
First off, analogue and analogy are synonyms.
Secondly, don't be a grammar Nazi.
Finally, wishing someone had no hands is just not nice.
Asshole.
Secondly, don't be a grammar Nazi.
Finally, wishing someone had no hands is just not nice.
Asshole.
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The no hands thing was a joke, dude. If you didn't have hands, you wouldn't be able to type, get it? Don't take it seriously...we go rounds in here, you and I...you should know by now that it's all in semi-good fun.
Ok, we may jab a nerve every now and then, but it's just an excuse to unleash another bit of our arsenal at each other.
You think I'm an old man of 28 years who is over the hill, and I think you are a young little boy with too much time on your hands with nothing to back up your "I'm 18 so naturally I know more about the world than you do and you couldn't possibly understand what life is like after high school" attitude.
Don't take everything so seriously. Besides, when THE FUCK did you ever give a shit about being nice to anyone, Mr. "bumptious and arrogant"? Your opinion of me would be considered ANALOGOUS to that of a mind of a high school cheerleader. I think that's the word you were trying to come up with. Nice try though.
Asshole.
Ok, we may jab a nerve every now and then, but it's just an excuse to unleash another bit of our arsenal at each other.
You think I'm an old man of 28 years who is over the hill, and I think you are a young little boy with too much time on your hands with nothing to back up your "I'm 18 so naturally I know more about the world than you do and you couldn't possibly understand what life is like after high school" attitude.
Don't take everything so seriously. Besides, when THE FUCK did you ever give a shit about being nice to anyone, Mr. "bumptious and arrogant"? Your opinion of me would be considered ANALOGOUS to that of a mind of a high school cheerleader. I think that's the word you were trying to come up with. Nice try though.
Asshole.
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derek
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Dead Winter, take James less seriously. He's actually one very cool guy, even though he'd prefer we all though of him as arrogant but sexy.
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WHEW!They call that liquid crack where I come from!
*Heads to Karens with a couple bottles of warm Cisco and a sack of Hot n Now burgers*
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James and I have a strange relationship. We like each other but we show it by pissing each other off.
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i agree with Derek on this. Beer is much better... i've had a wine hangover before... the most unpleasant thing ever. i never want to even come close to that feeling again haha. i just drink beer and occasionally have some liquor. preferably jagermeister.
