Remove the tungsten flagpole from your rectum and stop using it as a substitute for your spine. If you were any more stuffy about shit, I'd have confused you for my sinuses. Not once have I asserted my taste as superior to others on this forum in a manner that was anything aside from facetious.
Pretty much. Other thrash vocalists like Chuck Billy might be more technically proficient, which I love, don't get me wrong, god bless 'em, but my preference has always aligned with rougher thrash singers like Steve Souza, Paul Baloff, Mille Petrozza, and Tommy Angelripper.
"Bent out of shape" Oh my, another person who thinks I take the Internet with anything short of a brine excavation of salt. I'll have serious disccusions over bands I like, sure, that doesn't mean I'll pretend someone is being deathly serious over something they're clearly making comedic light out of in any other way than purely accidentally. It was clear as day that I was deriding Phylactery for shits and giggles and not over an unwarranted sense of superiority. Your posts are fine actually, but I'm going to call you on your shit if you try to make something more than it is.
Given this is my natural pattern of speech, it barely requires any mental exertion on my end, much less "trying too hard". Call me uptight as many times as you like, it ain't Beetlejuice sugar, it's not going to pop into existence. I don't expect you to care, but I have a low tolerance for bullshit so I'll likely do it anyhow.
Keet me? Keep the bondage in your basement where it belongs, fruitloop.
I do genuinely talk like this, your own autistic incredulity won't change it.
Exactly. And that's fine, there's more than likely a good deal of artists you like that I'd sooner gouge out my ears with a serrated ice pick before being subjected to.
