Who has roommates (aka nigz)!?!?!???!

[Black Winter Day]

He caught me whackin it a few times last year, other than that 'sall good.

 

[speed]

Dont put any food in there Lizard. Im afraid she may start eating uncontrollably if she knows she will be sent to a scary dude in Cincinnati, and I dont want that luscious figure ruined before I pay for it. I wont sign for it.

 

[lizard]

OMG Alba is hawt, but what's with the diaper?

the ruffles on the diaper are there as tabs for when you pull her panties off with your teeth.

Speed: she's got a bottle of spring water and some beef jerky

oh....here's more. http://www.dontlinkthis.com/movies/hires/jessicaalba2/

 

[lizard]

and if you don't care for the diaper, check these uns out
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000547.html

 

[lurch70]

teh speed

LOL

 

[speed]

Speed: she's got a bottle of spring water and some beef jerky

Thats so very kind of you.

PErhaps we can wrangle up the other Mexican hottie Salma Hayek. I know we could get top dollar for her on this board.

 

[lizard]

get the defibrillator, I think I'm having a defibrillationatoring.....

 

[lurch70]

maron

 

[JayKeeley]

lizard - Salma Hayek is so beautiful, she makes all other women look just like you.

 

[NAD]

Now see, Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek can be my wives, but not my roommates. Unless by roommates you mean fuckmates, in which case can I get a FUCK YEAH!!! ?

 

[speed]

Lizard: You and I could open a business here. Ill get a pick-up truck and some good ol boys from Kaintuck, and we'll head on down to Mexico and lasso us some good lookin mexican bitches. With your marketing, and packing skills, we could make a fortune. Lets not let the Russians have all the fun with the mail order woman thing.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

My roommate's a dirty fucking Mexican. Also he listens to gay and boring black metal at night instead of all thrash metal terror, all the time. I need to throw him out a window.

 

[lizard]

speed, you don't have to go to Guadalajara (sp) The mexican population is booming here in columbus, and when I lived back in Illinois (North Chicago/Waukegan) there were more hot chicas than you could shake a stick at.