Who the hell is Brooklyn Skye?

MarcusGHedwig said:
Ah yes, and Mr. Maturity steps in to be the big man :D
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Someone had to... :goggly:

But still, I'm serious. I know this isn't how you guys act in real life (hopefully :lol: ) so why on the internet? :zombie: It's awesome, I know, but I bet she'll refrain for good from ever actually posting here!
 
MarcusGHedwig said:
Ah yes, and Mr. Maturity steps in to be the big man :D
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I've been thinking lately, probably because I have too much spare time, but this happens a lot, you get a couple of pages of people arguing or discussing something, then some fucking dipshit comes in on page 23 and pulls the:

"You're all fucking dipshits and you all suck and should stop bickering/acting like 5 years" card.

Now this is obviously a superiority play so that they can feel better than everyone else in said topic (read between the lines a bit more and any sensible person will realise that the way to put yourself above these things is to actually stay outwith them so this is more a "I want attention by hating all of you" issue), anyway, within the limited spectrum of the topic this ploy has success to a degree, because what the fuck do you say to that, I mean its a great card, but all you can do is call them on it.

So I thought, what should we call it to turn it into a cliche and I realised, well it's like a strike, but unlike a preemptive strike it happens after the event and attempts to sucker punch everyone, it's a "postemptive strike".

So I emplore everyone, the next time some whackjob hits the topic up on page whatever with the "you all suck balls" card, call them on their postemptive strike.

Now the only option for the budding troll is to call everybody stupid fucks on the second post. :lol:
 
Öwen;9138517 said:
I've been thinking lately, probably because I have too much spare time, but this happens a lot, you get a couple of pages of people arguing or discussing something, then some fucking dipshit comes in on page 23 and pulls the:

"You're all fucking dipshits and you all suck and should stop bickering/acting like 5 years" card.

Now this is obviously a superiority play so that they can feel better than everyone else in said topic (read between the lines a bit more and any sensible person will realise that the way to put yourself above these things is to actually stay outwith them so this is more a "I want attention by hating all of you" issue), anyway, within the limited spectrum of the topic this ploy has success to a degree, because what the fuck do you say to that, I mean its a great card, but all you can do is call them on it.

So I thought, what should we call it to turn it into a cliche and I realised, well it's like a strike, but unlike a preemptive strike it happens after the event and attempts to sucker punch everyone, it's a "postemptive strike".

So I emplore everyone, the next time some whackjob hits the topic up on page whatever with the "you all suck balls" card, call them on their postemptive strike.

Now the only option for the budding troll is to call everybody stupid fucks on the second post. :lol:
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Are you smoking again, Owen?

You forgot to share :erk:
 
ShreddyMarz said:
Are you smoking again, Owen?

You forgot to share :erk:
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Unforuntately not, no, my supply gawn dry.

FYI I think like this normally, I have difficulty not noticing patterns, even when I'm really drunk, I just don't usually say anything because people don't like to be told about why they do all the weird things they do, makes them feel a bit insecure, can get inside yer head a lil' bit, ask Gareth. :lol:
 
Öwen;9138557 said:
Unforuntately not, no, my supply gawn dry.

FYI I think like this normally, I have difficulty not noticing patterns, even when I'm really drunk, I just don't usually say anything because people don't like to be told about why they do all the weird things they do, makes them feel a bit insecure, can get inside yer head a lil' bit, ask Gareth. :lol:
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