Who told you that women can't shred ? :)

[NoSoup4you]

I'm afraid to click most of these links, hahaha.

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[PoisonSeed]

Ok, one last one.

What is the definition of making love?

Something a woman does while a guy is fuckin' her! Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Ok let me add another one, kinda old though...

-How many guys does it take to replace the light bulb in the kitchen?

-None. Let the bitch do it by herself.


Omg, what a great joke...

 

[Beelzebub]

As a woman, those jokes seriously offend me as they are all obscenely dull. At least tell some good ones!

 

[Anonymous]

Fine.

What's the difference between women and mosquitoes?
Mosquitoes only bother you during summer!

Any better?

 

[Beelzebub]

No. Where are you getting these from, popsicle sticks?

 

[Anonymous]

Yes, I'm getting them from popsicle sticks.

 

[Anonymous]

Why do Japanese Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

What do you want from me??!??!

 

[DoomsdayZach]

LOL!!!!! Holy shit these are great.

Beelz, feel free to throw some shitty cheesy jokes about guys at us. You eat popsicles don't you?

 

[Anonymous]

Why were shopping trolleys invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Once again, no offense. I actually got this one FROM my girlfriend

 

[NegativeVolume]

Wow. This thread went from really bad to really awesome.

That chick who was shredding was pretty quick, but it was rather mindless and robotic. But it was fun nonetheless. The bassist guy was goin all headbobby nuts while she went to town.

 

[turke]

Thanks for screwing the post :Smug: The jokes aren't funny at all.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

You're welcome

And the jokes are very funny.

 

[Alexander*_Reborn]

Thanks for screwing the post :Smug: The jokes aren't funny at all.

I agree, these children need to grow up and realise that we live in an equal society. (Oprah Winfrey, 1996)

Anyway here's another one of Oprah's, or it might have been Roy Chubby Brown, I forget which..

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let her do the dishes in the dark.

And here's one for the road,

What do you call an unmarried woman in a BMW?
Divorcee.

 

[PoisonSeed]

Thanks for screwing the post :Smug: The jokes aren't funny at all.

Most jokes are funny when you're in the mood. Don't be too bloody serious man!

 

[turke]

I really don't get american sense of humor. That is the point. They come to me like ordinary satires, that's all.

 

[ABQShredHead]

well thats a little better, but still no Batten..
http://www.batten.com/


check out this chick too, she played with and toured with Michael Schenker..

[URL="http://Amyschugar.com"]Http://Amyschugar.com[/URL]

And Jennifer Batten played with Jeff Beck. And she played in Michael Jackson's band, wearing something like 50 pounds of headgear and costume. And she taught at GIT. And she's just a bad ass!

But, for all-out shred, I'm still going with Michelle Meldrum and Nicole Couch (the original Phantom Blue, the all-female version of Racer X).

 

[Beelzebub]

Beelz, feel free to throw some shitty cheesy jokes about guys at us. You eat popsicles don't you?

It's been a while since I've had a popsicle.

 

[DoktorShred]

Who is that woman on michael angelos label? I listened to some clips on her site and it was some of the sloppiest (and badly phrased) shit I've ever heard...

EDIT: I just realised its that Katrina woman posted earlier: (http://www.katrinaguitar.com/)

 

[Matt]

I really don't get american sense of humor.

most of us have wierd, demented senses of humor.

 

[NoSoup4you]

I'm american and I say those jokes are retarded.

BTW, what gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor