That's one of the most annoying parts of a live show. There's this gorgeous piano or vocal or epic symphonic action happening and then all of a sudden the drummer hits the hi hats four times, completely killing all suspense. Because you know the second he hits his hihats four times... (tat tat tat tat...) the guitars, drums and bass are about to explode into a power chord orgasm. Maybe some people are just more a fan of that lameness than me.
During sex, does anyone here honestly say "here it comes baby!... ohhh yeah" right before the climax? Prog Power music wasn't meant to be a cheap porno.
I say just like in those Miller commercials, we should come up with our own type of Man Law outlawing lame cliches like the hihat tap before a rocking section. If anyone else has more free time, feel free to come up with such a post.
The Michael
This is the first time I've ever needed to quote myself in order to defend myself.
A.) The original intent of this post was to be humorous and not to be taken too seriously. I thought words were enough and did not feel the need to use all these lame ass emoticons everyone uses. There's no backtracking on my part. I think you are reading all these jerks expanding upon what I originally said to inlude (a) any tap of the hihat at all or (b) a minor annoyance I'm obviously exagerrating into a big fiasco. And then beating up on the straw man they set themselves up to attack.
B.) The hihat tap is still annoying in loud counts of four (as stated above in my original post) -- especially in the middle of a song after a quiet emotionally stirring section. Notice how I mentioned the hitting of it four times... not the quick two count tap all bands do use.
C.) The hihat tap (not defined with quick light tsh tsh but a TSH TSH TSH TSH!) is cheesy
Lets just all admit that and move on.
D.) I think 1/2 the posts in this thread are people stating "I can't believe its still going" or "I can't believe we are debating this."
E.) I was imagining a drummer standing up getting ready to smash his hihats and the Miller Lite ref coming out and calling a violation. I was hoping some others would get the joke and perhaps expand upon my post and find other cheesy concert cliches the Miller Time ref could blow the whistle on.
There... thread over. Let me use some emoticons to help end it. To all the
s out there, are we all
like we are with the
posters now? To all the
uke: out there, I found your mean comments very
. Lets all get along and have a
And if you don't
, then good for you, you F'n
Have a fig newton instead.
Peace Out,
The Michael