why do people actually care about stratovarius this much

[Baliset]

timo tolkki was stabbed at a show in spain because the fans were upset about the shit he has been talking about their old singer:

http://www3.soneraplaza.fi/musiikki/artikkeli/0,3634,6211_199869,00.html

 

[avi]

power metal 4-evah!

 

[azal]

I heard that former fans have been sending their own poop to his home address.

 

[lizard]

it's sure a powermetal thing. remember a couple years ago Hammerfall's singer was attacked with a broken glass wielding swede who was apparently incensed because hammerfall isn't "black" enough.

I like the description of the assailant in Spain being "hispanic looking"

 

[azal]

it would have been more power metal if he attacked with a giant dragon sword.

 

[minxnim]

i dont even know who that band is. if that makes you feel any better.

 

[lizard]

and what up with the new singer...

INTERVIEW WITH TOLKKI, JARI KAINULAINEN & MissK / 18.01.2004



(This interview was conducted by a journalist close to the band)

The new line up was announced on Thursday. It´s all over the media and quite surprising for many people it seems.How do you feel about the reaction?

TT: It is quite surprising. I have received about 20 emails, where my life has been threatened directly. Be them real or not, it surely doesn´t feel nice. I am sure the amount of hatred doesn´t feel nice for MissK neither, who has just joined STRATOVARIUS.

 

[azal]

oh god.

 

[minxnim]

is that a female? if so her period is coming out all wrong and she should see a GYN right away.

 

[lizard]

that's a pic that was taken with one intent and ending up being a complete parody.

that is the allegedly menacing and bloodthirsty MissK.

 

[minxnim]

i should win an award or something for my posts on this thread seriously.

 

[lizard]

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."

I'd vote for ya.

 

[Baliset]

preppy they are a power metal band who people know have been rehashing the same songs for the last like five albums or so and have gotten stagnant and predictable so the main guy has fired a couple people and has made this huge media spectacle of himself to get people interested in the band again. its really really sad.

people are actually convinced that the stabbing was staged and never happened and that it is all a hoax. or self-inflicted.

 

[azal]

I'd be the asshole who turns the music up 30 seconds into your speech to get you the fuck off the stage.

maybe the attacker didn't even know who Stratovarius is andhe was just offended by that totally weak hourglass tat.

 

[Baliset]

i probably could make a cannibal corpse joke about that picture of the girl singer based on the song "i cum blood" but the exact phrasing just isn't there.

and i don't care if she were giving blowjobs for free, i wouldn't put my junk anywhere near that mouth.

 

[azal]

I would.

a mouth's a mouth.

 

[lizard]

and i don't care if she were giving blowjobs for free, i wouldn't put my junk anywhere near that mouth.

I know what you mean. A guy's gotta have some pride fa gods sake.

 

[The Dope]

it would have been more power metal if he attacked with a giant dragon sword.

Top for 0sm0se.

 

[lizard]

I would.

a mouth's a mouth.

omg Azal is as much as saying he wouldn't mind having guys blow him too bad Serbia doesn't have gay marriage

 

[minxnim]

also, i mean doesn't everyone know by now that no matter WHO you are, if you wear leather pants for a day you're going to stink like crazy when you take them off? what is she thinking? i mean, seriously. christ! someone get that girl some cotton already.