Why does my fingers smell..

[Redrinkarnation]

poo after I've smoked a cigg and then washed my hand?

 

[Shmu]

Hmmm because you smoke ciggs filled with poo

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

it's probably cancer

 

[Shmu]

Or its the smell of death , who knows maybe you are next

 

[Will Bozarth]

Maybe you SMELLED this bad thread on your fingers before they TYPED it on to this forum.

 

[Chromatose]

I see what you did there

 

[perniciosa]

it's probably cancer

this...or lupus.

 

[Anvil]

Finger Herpes.

 

[azal]

the real question is why do feet smell like doritos.

 

[El Stormo]

Because you touch yourself at night.

(with EricT absent, I'll do the honours in his stead)

 

[Nightshade]

because you completely failed to clean out under your fingernails? Remember, always wash with soap and water AND clean out under your fingernails after you've stuck your finger up any ass.

 

[Psychonaut]

Any? Or just your own? I always forget.

 

[Karmic]

hah!

you obviously didn't wash both sides of your hands... uh, whats the word for the part opposite the palm where all the knuckles and shit are

 

[El Stormo]

The back?

 

[Karmic]

^^

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Because you touch yourself at night.

(with EricT absent, I'll do the honours in his stead)

you're touching Eric at night?

 

[El Stormo]

you're touching Eric at night?

Retarded penguin got jealous.

 

[Sentient 6]

poo after I've smoked a cigg and then washed my hand?

because you've put your fingers somewhere only a well paid German prostitute has any business going......shame on you

 

[Shmu]

because you've put your fingers somewhere only a well paid German prostitute has any business going......shame on you

And how do you know all that ?

 

[Narmoth]

Actually, there's diseases where every thing you smell, smels crap.
But in your case, I think the disease is one of the mind, and that Sentient 6 is right