why is it that dogs who act like dogs suck...

[Helm]

My pussy's quite moisture-reliant, actually.

 

[avi]

even after being called out personally, I am still refraining from posting on this thread.

 

[NAD]

What? No, no way.

I challenge you to take your right foot and step in dog poop, then with your left step in cat poop. Get your legs caught somewhere like by a boulder or misjudged tree root and see which appendage you are forced to gnaw off first to escape the greater disgust.

Granted, dealing with dog poop isn't my ideal scenario for a first date (being poop and all), but cat poop is just plain vile.